RobMc Posted May 17, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.89 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 17, 2018 My old collie was the most faithful companion ever, and wouldn't hurt a fly, used to follow me everywhere. One day it followed me into the bathroom and lay down by me as I snoozed in the hot water. I completely forgot he was there and when I stepped out of the bath accidentally stepped on his tail as he was dozing. In a reflex action he jumped up and bit me on the dick. Broke all his teeth! Spartacus 1
Sourtap Posted May 17, 2018 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1439 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 2250 Achievement Points: 14947 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Posted May 17, 2018 That's why @Wardogs411 is so quiet lately.. AyaqGuyaq 1
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