RobMc Posted May 18, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 287 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5857 Content Per Day: 1.84 Reputation: 9297 Achievement Points: 64004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 144 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) A dwarf wins the lottery and has always wanted to own a racehorse, so he contacts a trainer and arranges to view a filly. He turns up at the trainers yard and is shown the horse :_ ' Cud I look at her eerths' asks the dwarf, so the trainer picks him up to show him the ears, nice eerths said the dwarf Cud I look at her eyths, said the dwarf, so the trainer picks him up to show him the eyes, nice eyths said the dwarf Cud I look at her teef said the dwarf, so the by now pissed off trainer lifts the dwarf up to see the teeth, nice teef said the dwarf Cud I see her twot, said the dwarf, the trainer picks him up and thrusts him right up the horses vagina, leaves him there 30 seconds and pulls him out The dwarf shakes his head, I fink I'd better wephrase that, cud I see her wun awound? Edited May 18, 2018 by RobMc AyaqGuyaq, TBB, STARPICKET and 2 others 1 4
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 18, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted May 18, 2018 Hhehehahhahehehehehhehaehehehhe!! Great one, @RobMc. Instead of "McRib," would you prefer "Run D.M.C.? Lol, bud. Ayaq Awards
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