LOCO Posted June 5, 2020 Member ID: 465 Group: +++ COD4 Head Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 352 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2095 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 2491 Achievement Points: 19307 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 02/09/1977 Device: Windows Share Posted June 5, 2020 Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. GHO5T, RobMc, Merlin007 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angelus Posted June 5, 2020 Member ID: 28075 Group: ++ Insurgency Admin Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 38 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/07/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2022 Birthday: 01/24/2002 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Was your reaction like this? Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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