pwrcrzy52 Posted August 17, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2010 Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield."Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?""Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister HelenSister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns."What shall I do now?" she shouts."Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen .Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns."Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine."Show him your cross," says Sister Helen."Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f--- off the windshield! Awards
Bazza Posted August 17, 2010 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1082 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 393 Achievement Points: 6691 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 01:06 AM Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2010 lol, sign her up Awards
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