Potatoes.....clever and clean

[wildthing]

Potatoes
 Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
 And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which  
they
 Called 'Yam.'

 Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
 When it was time, they told her about the facts
 Of life.

 They warned her about going Out And Getting  Half-baked,
 so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and
 Get a bad Name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and
 End up with a bunch of Tater Tots

 Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get
 Her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

 But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home
 And become a Couch Potato either.
 She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
 Shoestring Cousins.

 When she went off to Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
 To watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .

 And the Greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And
 When she went out West, to
 Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped..

 Yam said she would stay on the straight and
 Narrow and wouldn't associate with
 Those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other

 Side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
 The trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

 Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's
 Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really
 Be In the Chips.

 But in spite of all they did for
 Her, one-day Yam came home
 And announced she was
 Going to marry Tom Brokaw.

 Tom Brokaw!

 Mr And Mrs. Potato were very upset.


 They told Yam she couldn't possibly
 Marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......

 Are you
 Ready for this?

 Are
 You sure?

 OK!
 Here it is!





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[baldie]

OH GOD THATS LAME BUT VERY FUNNY NICE ONE