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"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

 

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army

 

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

 

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

 

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

 

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

 

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

 

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

 

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

 

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth

 

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal

 

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

 

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous

 

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit

 

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

 

(And lastly)

 

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop



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Good advice...and funny as hell!!!

 

-Shadow



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Military inteligence



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Some official german army instructions:

"When having reached the summit of a mountain, the soldier has to stop climbing motions immediately"

 

"Above a water-level of 120cm the soldier has to start swimming on his own initiative. Duty to salute no longer applicable."

 

"With beginning of dawn the soldier has to expect darkness afterwards."



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lol there was a warning in the c-130 maintenance manual that i remember all to well.... in case you didnt know if it is a warning in the maintenance manual it means someone has done it before.... the warning read do not put mouth on battery



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ROTFLMAO we are every where the idiots that we are.



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"we're Rangers Sargent...We're supposed to be surronded"  ...  Lt Winters (Band of Brothers)


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