Brilliant Bio, how about this (To a background of guitar and wailing voices)
‘One putting in light bulb’
The bulb has gone, Jolene has left
Without the light I am bereft
My dog he died, fell out the truck
This Goddamned music, I’m out of luck
‘Chorus by the remaining five’
He’s out of luck, his heart is broke
To see him now is not a joke
He loved that light bulb all that time
Tossed away when in it’s prime
‘One putting in the light bulb’
Now the Grand Ole Oprey’s in the dark
My poor old Hound dog cannot bark
Dolly cries in tears and fits
A rubbish voice but boy what hits
‘Another 50 verses to drone on after this, followed by the singers suicide’