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Just jealous cos all the girls love Rob? luckily you can't get the DT's on Coors Light so no pink rats for you Bud stick to empty cans

There's been a lot of people posting recently about their reasons for being absent, and it got me thinking a lot of idiots must be worried about old Rob Well let me assure you things are fine I still scratch my balls occasionally Burp and emit wind on occasion I can still talk before drinking I get drunk a lot Then my speech isn't correct My wife hates me?????? I'm still politically incorrect I love you all Not many love me So things are rolling along just fine There are a couple of flies in the ointment, Budman and TBB, but they are pussies My psychiatrist says I should be released soon

Hey @RobMc - here's @BUDMAN's dream

Wow? can you feel your dick? Asking for a friend

Imagine 800mg three times a day.

I’m happy for you Rob

I found naproxen helps. But its not good with my blood pressure meds. What mg gabapentin ?

Here you go

How can I tell the difference between Explosive Diarrhea and my just normal daily Diarrhea? This is America right?

There are calling it Ass-COVID! Lol

explosive diarrhea is like after eating lots of lima beans with coors light..

Hope you feel better soon.

I'm glad you are "normal"

This is absolutely true:- Spent a month in intensive care and another 5 months in 3 other hospitals. In the normal hospitals I was in there was always a druggy or alco on the ward, 6 beds. They were JEALOUS of the drugs I was on for pain ffs, the strongest morphine 3 times a day, Gabapentin, Naproxen , another I can't remember and even Paracetamol, I loved hospital , came off them all when discharged and I just put up with it. Anyway to the point, they decided some or all of the pain was in the mind and assigned me a psychologist. My God she was to die for, drop dead gorgeous, sat beside me and held my hand, thought I was in heaven. First session, told me to close my eyes (a shame) and put on some soothing music, told me I was in a wood with flowers, bees and bears, imagine strolling through it. Second day she held my hand, on goes the music and I'm back in the woods with the bunnies and squirrels, can you see the bears she says?, no I replied. Are you sure she says?, absolutely I reply, why is that she says?, because I shot them yesterday, music goes off and she drops my hand. Third day, we'll try again, music goes on and I'm walking through the woods, what animals do you see she asks, none I reply they're running away. Running away?? she asks, are they scared? you'll bet they are I said, got the first deer with a double lung shot at 100 yards, swapped to the 12 gauge and got both the hares. OMG you're not supposed to kill them???????????? What a fool am I ??? never saw her again

But this is the picture of you after your makeover

Hole in one girl Is that politically correct ?

Hey now be fair?, that was before my makeover

Rob? Rob?? Rob Who??? @BUDMAN snapped this picture of Rob in the underground

Welcome to the forums @216Harley It's good to see you enjoying our servers. See you there later

WELCOME to the Forums! Watch out for the >IDIOTS< around here!!

@J3st3r@M!dg3t@Ruggerxi@ANGUS made the Cut lol

That's for good oh Rob ...

Aw