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An American tourist in Dublin decided to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wandered around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he found himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately Georgian residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. After all those pints he really, really had to go. Soon he found a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the wall to solve his problem. As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the shoulder by Police Officer Murphy, who said, "What might you be doing?" "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Right," said Officer Murphy, " follow me". He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opened. "In there," pointed the officer. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The American entered and found himself in the most beautiful garden he had ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he had the cop's blessing, he unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he went back through the gate, he said to the officer, "That was really decent of you...is that what you call "Irish Hospitality?" "No sir," replied Officer Murphy, "that is what we call the English Embassy".

Holy porn storage. lol

Jesus I wasn't expecting that ffs

got same message LOl

He seems into it! Like he is REALLY enjoying this!

Well I have been looking at an excuse to upgrade my computer....no time like the present!

Refer to Jester's and Merlin007 post...

Pretty sure they have something to do with it. Someone is definitely funding all of these paid agitators and protesters. We kicked a big group of the paid BLM agitators out of town when they came around. Police had to escort them rite past us. A few hundred of us gun toting rednecks lined the streets in town when a group of BLM agitators "marched" through on there way from Chicago to DC. 2 of them caught some buck shot the night before when they stopped in front of my buddies dads house at 2 in the morning. It was all over the news. BTW eventually All charges were dropped on my buddies dad and 2 of the agitators were arrested. Ya you don't want to fuck around in redneck territory. lol I hope they lock that fucking twatt up for the rest of his life in state prison in gen pop instead of Death Row or in some Federal prison. He would definitely be Bubba's bitch in state lockup.

The teacher asked little Rugger if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” Rugger replied. “My dad taught me.” “Good. What number comes after three?” “Four,” answered Rugger. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a good job. What comes after 10?” “Jack, Queen, and King.” Now don't forget that next time in Vegas

You will be fine ... infact I've had windows 11 for about a year now and it works just fine with no issues for me.

I would like to introduce my new gran daughter Alisha and my grandson who is now 21 months old

Oh boy, do you have issues