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Now my picture upload is working see the picture of the freezing lake..

9 deg C in west Germany (Cologne)

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go for a pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Simon, how would you say it?" Simon said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'" The teacher fainted..

Southern softie

@major-mark63 This is a joke for the Brits, the Samaritans are an organisation manned by volunteers you can ring for help if feeling suicidal. Originally of course using telephone lines not mobiles, to encourage people not to hang up they used to say 'stay on the line'. The rest should be obvious in a railway station.

10 deg C in London

I was wondering about the game looking for a mic device, couldn't remember if COD2 behaved the same as COD4 and CODWAW as they too require a mic device plugged.

I was stood at the train station contemplating suicide. I had a change of heart and decided to call the Samaritans. Bastards told me to stay on the line!!