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I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body .Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer? Little boy: "Dad, can you make a sound like a frog?" Dad: "Course son, why do you ask?" Little boy: "Because mum says when you croak we're going to Disneyland...." I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' So I told her to f*** off.

Main focus should be size, resolution, latency, and contrast. Curved is better if you go bigger. I have a Hannspree and it was great until it stopped working at higher refresh rates.

The possessive "its" has - somewhat strangely- no apostrophe.

My God am I out of touch?, I have tears in my eyes at reading of all my old friends now dead and I never knew? May they all rest in peace, I played many happy hours with a lot of them, and great friends they were.

Would get one with at least a 144hz refresh rate! I think most gaming monitors do these days.

I found a nice curved Samsung one. Was wondering what specs would be good on one. But size doesn't always matter. Its all about the work of it and how it performs.