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  1. RobMc

    One for the Major

    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go for a pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Simon, how would you say it?" Simon said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'" The teacher fainted..
    2 points
  2. Now my picture upload is working see the picture of the freezing lake..
    2 points
  3. skuzapo

    New rotation for OWFT

    New rotation maps are map mp_82ab_dresden map mp_agx_psel map mp_bellicourt map mp_byalistok map mp_corregidor map mp_cw_trainwreck map mp_drum map mp_gardenofheat map mp_hurtsum map mp_leningrad map mp_opcenter map mp_railgun map mp_roundhouse map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_snr_stmengs2 map mp_storm map mp_sweat_blood map mp_trenchville map mp_wdocks map mp_xi_shiro
    1 point
  4. WldPenguin

    map mp_sgpko_arena

    This particular map is a shotgun-pistol-knife only map. It was chosen by the rotation maker to add a bit of fun and something different to the mix. Please stop switching your kit to auto weapons during this map, and play it as it was intended. I witnessed this myself a couple of nights ago, and it ruined the fun for the rest of the players. For those that continue to ignore the game style, you could find yourselves kicked from the map. Thank you for your cooperation, and play on
    1 point
  5. To those that know Johanna her mom passed away today. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers.
    1 point
  6. Ruggerxi

    2025-12-07 Birthdays

    XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. dawgy (44)
    1 point
  7. looks awesome Marc, water warmer than the air, making fog
    1 point
  8. Dot80

    2025-12-07 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday.
    1 point
  9. lazymarcky

    2025-12-07 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday
    1 point
  10. 9 deg C in west Germany (Cologne)
    1 point
  11. Southern softie
    1 point
  12. RobMc

    Help

    @major-mark63 This is a joke for the Brits, the Samaritans are an organisation manned by volunteers you can ring for help if feeling suicidal. Originally of course using telephone lines not mobiles, to encourage people not to hang up they used to say 'stay on the line'. The rest should be obvious in a railway station.
    1 point
  13. 10 deg C in London
    1 point
  14. Now its working tonite
    1 point
  15. BUDMAN

    smart Doc

    bull shit ...
    1 point
  16. I was wondering about the game looking for a mic device, couldn't remember if COD2 behaved the same as COD4 and CODWAW as they too require a mic device plugged.
    1 point
  17. TBB

    Funny Beer Quotes

    Here are some short, funny, and occasionally risqué beer quotes and one-liners in English: Funny & Witty Beer One-Liners "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." "I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?" "Trust me, you can dance." - Beer "Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean; against walls, doors, toilets…" "My pants say yoga but my soul wants beer." "I said no to beer, but it just doesn't listen."
    1 point
  18. RobMc

    Help

    I was stood at the train station contemplating suicide. I had a change of heart and decided to call the Samaritans. Bastards told me to stay on the line!!
    0 points
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