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had to get one for the wife in heaven .she always loved a white tree

My wife loves to decorate for Christmas but our grandson lives with us so we only have decorations on the top half right now. He's 18mths old and likes to decorate and un-decorate haha. Will leave you to picture the tree yourself lol.

Chap in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.... Notices two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so he asks : "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!" So, the chap immediately apologised and said... "So sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

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Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night." Archie nods approvingly. "Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jock. "A kilt?" asks Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?" "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll just be in white." If you don't get it ask Sharpe to translate

Sheesh. I've been complaining about 20F here in Kansas!

Happy Birthday folks!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Exe (39)Ironcity (60)

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Happy Birthday to you both.

To those that know Johanna her mom passed away today. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers.

Irish Furniture Dealer. Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find. He visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

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Jesus there is tonnes of those English, Irish, Scottish, Wales men jokes going into a bar, half of them you cant even find online . The best ones are primarily through mouth of word

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Stay warm Major. That is what rum is for! lol Warm up a little cider and add a shot or two of whiskey for a hot toddy.

A totlal COD 4 crew playing COD5

Wind chill is brutal here today....

Suck it up buttercups for -40 degrees F here in Minnesota.

Now my picture upload is working see the picture of the freezing lake..

Sunny and -10 deg C (feels like -14) today. But boy, windy and frigid last night.

omg , here in Croatia in my city is 8 celsius