Tball

THE MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot. 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pig’s feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.. 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer, or scratch his nuts. 8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge of being a salami smuggler.

Labob u aint right

Sign of the Times Dread seems everyone is on edge economy sucks and no hope in sight might have something to do with it

here is mine

hey wait a min that was me

No faces there are assassin's out there

Tag him HE IS AN IDIOT

Your a good man Charley Brown. Sounds to me like the dog has hit the doggie lottery.

When you are a parent you will look back at this add and feel just like the guy in the add does

Its called adaptation. It is sometimes embarrassing to be knifed so you adapt. When all are running and gunning you all run and gun when there is one knifer you run the risk of being and easy kill for a knifer its realy simple survive

Thats not even funny

huh looks like its there to me

I know what a Marlin trust me Cheese is being an idiot

LIE YOU LIE

Cheese your such an idiot he was saying it was Merlin is said MARLIN you dope

ok why are we wasting space doesn't this cost money

Ok this post whore thing was funny like 6 months ago now not so much

Now if Canada only had something like that huh

Well I deal with this stuff alot but in the server world and they allways have the same motherboard even back 5 years now i know its a little different in the PC world but Dell makes there own hardware (motherboards) and they refurb the old old ones like yours coming back in so i will bet its the same motherboard. Dell is a class act I am a network admin and i wont buy anything but Dell for business machines NO ONE BEATS THEM in service and quality hardware.