BigPapaDean

Woke me up with laughter!!!

Okay so blame it on me! I left under some difficult circumstances outside of my control. Please don't hate me> This is news to me I can't play due to internet probs.

I have played here for years. I also have been called so many names I can't even begin to tell you what they were.(Most of them) I know many of us have experienced the same thing but I was thinking people call themselves something for their own reasons. If you could name them now, who and what would you name them. Remember this is all in fun so be nice even if someone gets under your skin. Yeah I know I am one to talk but I have learned to keep my temper under control and just try to make it a funny thing. I remember Lojack and I would call him the Campfire girls! lol

I use to have one of these. While working on my pc a few years ago one or more of the pins got bent beyond repair. They're not that expensive but when you're on a very limited income you try to find retired ones just like yourself/me. Just wondering if any of you have one laying around or know where a guy might find a used one for a very decent price? Just let me if you do or have any ideas.

Thank you for the loving birthday wishes. They are really appreciated. Love you all!

I am the administrator but it still won't accept my password. I think there is something corrupt in one of the files but even after a reset it still won't accept it.

, It still wants me to use a pw and still refuses to recognize it.

Well, I went to try and do the config to log in and I had a flash that I might be heading for trouble. I did it anyway and it wouldn't accept my password either. Once I was there I had no choice but to reset my pc. I am just going to let it be for now and maybe later when I am feeling like a big boy I can retry by making another profile!

I am still working on fixing my Nvidia experience program. I talked to Nvidia and had to send them the basic stuff on my pc and then they told me how to fix it. Problem is I can log in to my ms account but not into Safemode. I tried both my Windows 10 pin and my Microsoft pw. I even changed my MS password and it still doesn't let me in. Does anyone have any ideas of a workaround for this?

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... _____________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... ________________________________ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. _____________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... ________________________________ Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... _______________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...... ______________________________ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started........ ________________________________ I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started. ________________________________ One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.

Okay, I fixed it the first time but it's doing it again. Everything is on manual so I have no idea what the problem is this time. Maybe I should put it back on automatic download. Any suggestions?

Hmmm, and ya'll still think me crazy! lol The other day I was thinking how simple and easy things were to work on before all the new fancy doodads. Yeah right! P Dizzle just a personal question. Did ya or did you not update yer own personal driver?

@Budman one of the post you said you thought I was running it on auto. That made me go open that place and log in and then I saw sure enough. Then I changed it to manual and now it's fixed. Thanks guys.

When it says to log in at a certain place is the user and password that are already there the correct ones or what?

I received a pm from this guy and all it said was "go". I replied Go where? lol

That's better than none. Thank you bro.

It's going to be a while before I will have any funds for buying a pad. That is why I asked. All but a very small amount I get goes to the Assisted Living facility I am in. That little bit left over buys my daily care needs. Looks like I have to wait.

I have been trying to get here on the site to see if anyone can help me? My mouse pad finally was eaten by the worn out cat. It was a larger one than normal but for a few more months I will not be able to buy one to use. The size of the one that wore out was 12 x 36 inches. Now it doesn't have to be that big but the bigger it is the better for an old man with bad hands to control his mouse. If you have anything close or even used as long as it is still useable I would be ever so grateful! Send me a pm and I will get you the address! Thank you so much for helping an old worn out knifer out in his.... (who am I kidding)? lol

My memory is really bad and I can't remember the simple little things. I use to just take for granted these days is a task. @Budman my card is GTX 760

Okay, Budman, I want to say thanks a million but this may a bit over my pay grade. I went and tried to do it per these instructions and ran into so probs that I am not too sure about. I need some professional help from your pay grade. When can I get in contact with you or someone to assist me with this procedure? Any help will be very much appreciated.

Ever since Nvidia put out the Geforce experience I have used it. It's always been dependable and kept me updated with the drivers I needed. This latest tho when I go to install the most recent driver I get this message. So I tried restarting and that failed as well. I then uninstalled it and reinstalled it but I still get the same message. Just wondering has anyone else had this problem and what did they do about it or am I just the weird odd man out here and so Beer can have a laugh, what the hell am I doing here?

Oh, Pete, I don't know about that! He has angels singing and trumpets playing as we sit here reading this. Lol!

And ya'll think I'm crazy! lol

I received his pm also and lately, there have been a plethora of people I know who have been stricken with this horrid disease. Pfzrzie please stay strong and BEAT this thing! Many prayers and loves coming your way!