BigPapaDean

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said. “Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt!” The wife stared at him, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” and A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. “Who’s the boss around here?” he asked. “I am.” said the man. “I have a black horse and a brown horse,” the farmer said, “which one would you like?” The man thought for a minute and said, “The black one.” “No, no, no, get the brown one,” the man’s wife said. “Here’s your chicken,” said the farmer.

well you have one BIG strike against ya already by having that overskilled guy as yo ole man! Welcome to the clan and am sorry for your bad luck with yo papa! Actually we all love him he is very cool!

So the politicians were women? or castrated at birth which they all should be!

broke it AGAIN!

yeah he is a long lost cousin of Edgar Allen Poe and as such he has the Raven eye! Kind of strange the lad is but he is still doing strange things to the postman! Having said that what have you done SOB with the ?

This post is officially closed!!! I finally got it gping!

Honestly I need help to know what and where to do it and that means I need to talk to you!

can you come into Team Speak for a moment?

do I need to uninstall the onjes I tried to put in it before?

Cobra that's the one I was looking for but just couldn't find it Thanks bro

I will try this tho and Crunch it's a 64 bit

Cobra and KaptCrunch am using the same ethernet card for what I am writing now as I do from the other HD I just unplug and plug back in from one hd to the other so simple just need to remember to always turn it completely off! lol I am preuming my network card is just fine or I wouldn't have connection now! Right?

Well hopefully Harry one of these days I will welcome you back properly! I can't play rigtht now what with all the pc issues that is taking forever to fix but in the meantime welcome back Bro with open arms and you belong here! I figure I will still hear that "I kill you" as always!

happy birthday Hellkid!

I got the mobo drivers installed yet I still don't have internet connection. I went to try to get the internet adapter drivers from realtek but there isn't a setup in the group of files you get! Is there suppose to be or if not how do I install them when there is no connection to the internet? Again my Mobo is a AsRock 970 Extreme 3.

it was R2

Okay I did the stand in place re-installment thing and it still erased all my drivers and that is where I need help! I need the chipset drivers for my mb of ASRock 970 extreme 3! I thought I found it but the one I got doesn't connect me to the internet! Would someone please post the real link to go and get the right one. I also need to know will i need to uninstall the one I put in and how if so?

Awesome Chile so f--king funny! lmao!

What happened Harry did ya have a C-Section?

double post happens here quite often and I don't know why ask ! He broke it while at school!

Hmmmm very interesting! Thjat's what I forgot when I was making my porno! I just couldn't figure it out and why they rejected my film! I need to keep "ANGLE" in mind so it looks like something it's not! Some people might just think I am hot when I am not!

Yeah it loves little soft fuzzy ducks!

welcome and watch your back we have some nut here that likes to steal your balls if'n you ain't watching! I didn't do it!