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I have a 25 inch HANNspree HD Wide screen that I love and spent less that what you want tp spend.

Very nice offer Deadtoad. Checked out your site and it is pretty interesting even though it is under construction.

I would have to say the time I was about 11 years old and 2 friends and myself where looking at a Playboy Centerfold and it said her mesurments where 38-24-36. I went and got a yard stick and stuck it out in front of my chest and said there ain't no fucking way she is 38. Guess that made me an idiot but i have learned since then...

Tball Hookers must cost you a fortune 2 min fucking 6 hours talking about those 2 min Have to agree there Tball....

Damn Chile, the sound system probably cost more than the ride...

She must have been praying for me...

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole ? " he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asked: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raised their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raised their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Achmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses & says: 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod & a grin & began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks: 'So, Achmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Achmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats !

Shamu Nasty old town that was made even worse by a lifetime of major road construction which may finally be finished.............. I hope. +1 I thought of Scranton, Pa when I saw this post also...

LMFAO, good one Pete.

Welcome to the forums RD. Hope to see you in the COD5 VFT server sometime. By the way, I am 63 so you don't have to worry about the age thing...

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."

SlowFry make sure your video card is plugged in and every thing is snug. +1 Sounds like you don't have the power plugged in for the video card if the fans are not turning.

Hope your day is a great one Merlin. Happy Birthday bud.

Very nice looking trout. I think that is right?

Very nice Chile.

Way to go Storm. I quit 13 years ago and I was smoking 5 packs a day. No one believes that but my wife and friends can testify to it. If I can do it anyone can. I used the Nickaderm CQ patch when I did it. Proud of ya brother...

I saw that also. Died about 1/2 hour from where I live.

I agree on the 2 that need to go for the same reason. The ones you want in are good maps plus some that are in the rotation now are pretty good maps.

You will get some shit on that one Harry...

3rdCdnInfty Hahaha, fuck thats nasty, I bet I know who the girl is..... Engine haha LMAO, your bad 3rdCd....

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, and he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Thanks guys and thanks for the tip Labob.

LMAO...Good one Johnny.

Has anyone ever used SpeedFan or know anything about it? Here is the link and I was wondering if it is any good. http://www.almico.com/speedfan.php