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Don't worry about the Subject "Tenjooberrymuds" will make sense after you read the following. I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds. My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand the 1st line "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today....... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" Guest: "Crisp will be fine." Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" Guest: "I... Don't think so." RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???" Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'.... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RoomService: "We bodder?" Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side." RoomService: "Wad?!?" Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." RoomService: "Copy?" Guest: "Excuse me?" RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?" Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??" Guest: "Whatever you say.." RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds." Guest: "You're welcome" Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you! Thank you very much, oh brother!!! . .

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1. "Do what?" asked Blonde #2. "Send my lawn away to be mowed."

I reloaded BlackOps and have gone into the FT server several times in the last few days but never anyone there......

LMAO, good one Pond and a lot of guys probably feel that way....

Ferret hxtr Dark Asylumn yeah I can see this. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite water dish Allllllllllllllllllmosttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I could do that.. i would never leave the house............ Well, pet him first and give him a milk-bone.... maybe he'll let ya. LMAO at Ferret. Maybe he would if Dark was that nice.....

It sure fits a cat...

Welcome to the family people. Will be good to see the >XI< tags on you in the Nam FT Bullwink.

Sweatnbullets Anyone who says you should get an Inboard is insane, It is a car engine, with a drive sticking out, If you enjoy maintaining your car, then an inboard is for you... If you just wanna turn the key and go, year after year, get a 4 stroke outboard on any boat design you like. Personally i like a walk through windshield... good for all weather, get a 19 to 21 foot Aluminum or Fiberglass, Used... Prefferably not used alot... Do not by a bayliner... Junk... I have a 17 ft Alumacraft with a walk through windshield, 90 hp merc outboard, And fish lakes Like Lake of the Woods, Lake Michigan, and Small lakes all over Minnesota. About 2 hours of Maint a year +1.........I had a 125 Yamaha on a 21 ft deck boat that would pull skiers and tubers with no trouble at all. Also an inboard takes up a lot of space on the inside of the boat and limits you.

I bought a training video from an ex-cop here in Florida that goes by the name of The Motorman. He gives demos at bike rallies and sells training videos. After watching the videos and practicing what he says I can turn my full dresser so tight the floorboards scrape but I have never tried what this guy just did. Very impressive.

LMAO...Good one Grey.

I was reading that they can be bought by the public for around $700. or less. Not bad for that baby.

Welcome to the forums JC and always a pleasure shooting and getting shot by you in the Nam FT server.

Thanks Beers.

Two Sweds walk into a pet shop near Grand Rapids . They head right to the bird section.... and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag . Ole and Sven pay for the birds; leave the shop; get into Sven's pickup and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Grand Rapids Lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag; puts them on his shoulders; and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says, "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." VAIT! Dere's MORE! Moments later, Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole, Vatch dis" Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches.... as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down-and-down until he hits the bottom.... and kills himself dead. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting, either." BUT VAIT! Dere's MORE, you betcha! Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs; holds it over his head; hurls himself off the cliff..... and disappears down-and-down until he hits the bottom.... and kills himself dead. Once more, Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie-jumping, den Knute parrot-shooting, and now Lars hen-gliding." Dats all.

I read somewhere that they cost about 2 million. To expensive for my blood...

Sweatnbullets black ops MIx is good enough, I quit playing freezetag on WAW just becuase its boring waiting around for 5 to 10 minutes for some noob to finally thaw you. I do miss the group of Guys/girls on Vietnam alot, but Everyone on BO is very cool. The game is great now, paying for maps isnt that bad, cause they dont suck, or crash, or have glitches in them, also they dont look like your kid made him after he stole some of your pot. I would be willing to play freezetag if there was a time limit like 2 minutes, then Respawn. They must not like you Sweatn. I have never waited 5 minutes let alone 10 before being defrosted in Nam FT.... Most of the time we are defrosted in less that a minute.

Welcome to the forums Coffee and it's always a pleasure gaming with you in the Nam FT server.

Have a great one Bushape.

Welcome to the family guys. Coolmd and Madmonk it will be good to see your >XI< tags on in the Vietnam FT server.

Congrats guys and good luck.

Good one RDKL....

LMAO 3rd....

That is scary shit....

LMAO, good one Nick.