WolfTiS

So now you are a two timing bunny hopping whore... Welcome to the club.

Glad to see you out of the hospital Savegsam. Hope that leg heals faster for you.

I have been on both sides of the coin and it all depends on what you are used to. When I lived in the Finger Lakes region of New York State we had lots of snow and knew how to handle it. Now I live in Florida and if we get it here the idiots don't know what to do but they sure can handle the heat and humidity...

Great job guys and I know it takes a lot of personal time. A player commentated to me in game the other night that he found our website and thought it was real nice. I thanked him and told him to stop back and say hello to everyone.

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache" Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !! Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.” The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

PrPleKusH HAHAHAHA THATS GROSSS !!!!!! That is probably what women thik most of the time with us...

Rodney Dangerfield........... My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.' I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker A shot of Baileys A shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue. Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue ........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits... At two seconds the Baileys curdles...At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.....At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.....This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

You guys needed to have someone else hold the vegetables while you cut them. Bunch of Idiots can't read...

Congrats to all.

Congrats Sun and Ricko. I know you guys will do a good job.

Now that is funny Shamu. To bad it didn't really happen.

Nice job on the sig 1968buildmofo.

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLESWHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE: NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

Don't laugh, I have worked on ones that look like the 3rd picture down and they wanted to know why the ran slow and overheated.

Well here is another story I got in an email. Very interesting but who knows. http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/top-us-official-murdered-after-arkansas-weapons-test-causes-mass-death/

Welcome to the family D. Hope to see ya in the servers.

Welcome to the home of the Idiots and enjoy the servers Trystian.

Sweatnbullets Cheese is Right You have to have an Admn on all the time or CHAOS I would be willing to help police the server as I only play Black Ops unless there is no one playing. I am usually on till 3 or 4 am eastern time.

Hope your move goes well Morris and be safe brother.

Congrats Sir, you will make a good admin.

Congrats Darth. Means a lot these days.

RogueKill RogueKill---I was a really bad guy, hit by a car, and died. Actually when I was in High School they called me the De-Virginizer. Thats all I will elaborate on. Let's see now, RogueKill---De-Virginizer. How does that fit together Rogue? Did you run over them before you took their cherries?

Cheese well...1 night i was eating a cheese sandwhich and it made me think Cheese is awesome..so there is my story Now that's original....

Just right click on anyones Avatar and you should get an idea.