WolfTiS

Thanks Rugger. I might go back and try it out again now...

Are you sure that one was a joke? Sounds like real life to me.

Looks damn good to me fireurza...

Make sure you run around with a flag saying it's you and we won't kill you...NOT.

Have a great Birthday bro.

LMAO...Good one WiZiD

I was hoping for a TDM game instead of another Free For All but oh well. The thing I don't like in it is the Kill cam and the way the dogs are.

LMFAO....that is a good one Johnny...

I drive a semi for a living and you wouldn't believe what we see while we are driving. Not only texting and on the phone but I have seen people with paperback books open on the steering wheel reading while driving. How in the hell can anyone read a paperback while driving? All I can say is there are lots of idiots out there and I see it every day.

Welcome to the family Fruit and wear your tags with pride. You will enjoy being an IDIOT...

Congrats on becoming IDIOTS. Will be good to see you with your tags on Mr Twister.

Great to see you in here JKM. Killed and been killed buy you many times. Like tsw 8.5 if it was up to me I would say welcome but that is up to the admins. Your lots of fun to play against that much I can say.

Awesome, hard to believe someone could live through that. Shows how well they build them nowdays.

I am in.

Now that I know Chili is not going to go gay on me count Wolfsausagetits in.. "20 REASONS WHY A SAUSAGE IS BETTER THAN A MAN" 1. You don’t have to please a sausage all night long. 2. Sausage stains wash out. 3. A frigid sausage is also a good sausage. 4. Your sausage will always wait for you in the car while you go shopping. 5. When your sausage goes cold, you can always warm it up. 6. A sausage is alway hard. 7. A sausage never get jealous when you put another sausage in your mouth. 8. Sausage don’t smell like stale pork. 9. Sausage skin comes off without a fight. 10. If you have a headache, you don’t have to please a sausage. 11. You can have 2 sausages at one time. 12. A sausage won’t get upset if you come home with another sausage. 13. A sausage slips in your mouth easily 14. Sausage size doesn’t count. 15. You can share sausages with friends. 16. You always know if you’re the first one to taste a sausage. 17. A sausage can last all night long. 18. Sausages are not chauvinist pigs. 19. You can have a sausage in public. 20. Sausages don’t care who comes first.

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, 'I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help.' One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!' He never even had a chance to duck...

This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat. There is a moral to this story...... In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, 'Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist From the water and I will be refreshed.' There was a fish in the water thinking, 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.' There was a bear on the shore thinking, 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches That fish will jump for the fly... And I will grab the fish!!' It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank Of the stream preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... 'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches... And that fish leaps for it... That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.' Now, you probably think this is Enough activity on one river bank, But I can tell you there's more.... A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches... And that fish jumps for that fly.. And that bear grabs for that fish.. The dumb hunter will shoot the bear And drop his cheese sandwich.' A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time) 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches.. And that fish jumps for that fly And that bear grabs for that fish And that hunter shoots that bear.. And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich . Then I can have mouse for lunch.' The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish.. The hunter shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse.. The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns. NOW, The Moral Of The Story.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches, Some pussy's gonna be in serious danger. Didn't see that one coming, did you?

Happy Birthday TJ. I hope no one bought you a new shotgun...

Down south, Beers called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?' 'Yes, Beers, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mister Lawyer?' 'Sure is, Beers.' 'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?' 'Yep.' 'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?' 'That's right,' said the lawyer.' 'But why are you asking?' 'Well, I was thinkin.... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?'

Welcome to the forums. Damn, a female with a knife. Now that's trouble for sure...

Glad you became an IDIOT. Welcome aboard.

Olive Lol WolfTiS good one ....I found one whith you and Beers LMAO Olive. I told Beers I couldn't drink as much as he does and look what happened. And no tsw 8.5 he told me to drink the damn beer or he would shoot a nade at me.

If you are buying it I guess it is ok but you can build it for a lot less.

The ones speaking out for clan tags, all I can say is very well put guys.

You have to check this video out. Looks like Chili, Beers and Olive... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-LIpAxjPt9U