little_old_man

Congrats on the pending nuptuals. Women are the happiest when they are married. They smile when they're walking down the isle because they know they'll never have to give another blow job. Just kidding, well not really. Say goodbye to all of your friends, sex, and buy a big bottle of lube for your nightstand. It will become your best friend, and your hands will never be more soft.

Don't ever call me a hater mutha fuka.

You guys can keep your hacks and the gunship. I just want nuke frags that will kill everybody on the map with one throw, including the gunship pilot. Actually that's not a bad idea. You can get them after 12 kills.

Great Fish! 5 to 6 pounds looks about right. I let a record "brown" trout loose this morning too.

I'm sure you have some admin hacks that will do everything you just described. If you don't, check with Pete and he will sell you one cheap. That shottie aimbot he uses on the cheesy map is one of the best I've ever seen.

My favorite thing about the gunship on any map is when I kill spanky, and then get to listen to him cry about fucking up his gunship.

You can go to " www.codutility.com " and check out the different maps available for cod2... :) Thanks Bart, I'll take a look.

About all the gunship is good for is increasing the score of those who are already better than average players. It's nice in TDM but in DM it's kind of a waste. It also doesn't really work on about half of the maps. If you have a small map it flies in a tight circle and is pretty useless. Of course Spanky likes the gunship no matter what map is on so don't expect too much sympathy from him. He'll hide someplace and spawn kill over and over again and get the gunship every 30 seconds. He always manages to figure out how to kill the maximum number of players with the least amount of effort.

\What exactly is "extra money"....that's one of those terms i've heard of vaguely but never had the good fortune of experiencing firsthand............DOH!!!!!! Extra money is whatever you can afford to lose without going broke.

My biggest problem is that I can't place a map with the name. I guess I should start writing down the good and the bad ones so I can keep track of them.

You have to know somebody on the inside with access to pre-IPO stocks in order to buy it. And as you mentioned, it probably isn't possible for the average person. You don't need to buy before the initial public offering to make a buttload of money. Just don't borrow money to buy stock. Chances are good that once the stock goes public the price will settle down after a couple days. That would probably be a good time to buy and if it's like other similar hi-tech stocks the long-term outlook is very good and it will go way up in price. Naturally there are never any guarantees but if were me and I had extra money to invest I would buy Facebook.

Would it be possible to have the background skin stay where you put it once you set it? At least once a week the background changes back to the default setting with the soldier and war scenes. WIth the small gray font it's very difficult for me to read posts on the forums, so I change the background to a solid gray. This morning it happened again, only now when I click on the solid color my browser locks up and won't refresh, and it won't update to the new background. Thanks!

It is y'all's server if you want different maps by all means suggest away...I will start the list with a couple of maps that I feel should be changed and you guys can add to it...Also if you have a particular map that you would like added please suggest it... 1) The Tower 2) Scope shot2 I agree with Bart, those two should go. Since we've been having pretty good crowds and a lot of the maps are really small, it turns into a cluster fuck of spawn killing. Some of the old classics from the CTF days would work and I also love the map Valley Summer. Huge map but a blast with a good crowd.

Agree. Many small and too much when we have 10 or more. It's CHAOS!! And how can Spanky win with no nades?!! Yeah I agree. Something is really fucked up when Spanky wins without frags. He's just not that good.

Any chance we can take a vote on some better maps for the COD2 DM server? There are quite a few in the rotation right now that suck. The Tower is one of my least favorite because people spawn on top of one another constantly, and the spawn protection allows people to make many more kills than are normally possible. The gunship is useless and if you call in artillery it almost kills everybody playing because we're all in smal a single building. There are a few maps like that with the same problems. And what's with the maps that have no frags?

Yeah but you do that regularly anyway. That's what I sent you the Depends for.

You can kind of tell that one person wrote a lot of the reviews, but they are still gut busting hilarious. I have tears streaming down my face as I read some of these to my wife. I need to make a list of all the names they've used for male genitals.

I too suffer from occasional back outages but suffer through them with over the counter drugs until they go away. People I know who are about my age have gotten amazing results from losing just a little weight and practicing yoga. Something about stretching the back muscles decreases the damage. The next time I'm laid up for a week I'll probably seriously consider yoga. My wife takes one fentanyl patch every three days to manage damage to her neck from a bike accident over 20 years ago. She suffered with horrible pain for many years until she found a doctor that would manage her pain. Surgery wasn't an option in her case because it might not have helped and the risks were huge. It's not easy finding a good pain management doctor. Many won't just prescribe continuous drugs for fear of getting sued, while others care less and you wind up addicted.

The sad thing is that there are teachers like that everywhere, and it isn't only special needs kids that have to deal with them. When my now 21 year old son was in 4th grade we noticed him getting very depressed and not wanting to go to school. It was really out of character for him and we couldn't figure out what was going on. Finally we received a call from the mother of one of his friends who was upset that their teacher was screaming obscenities at my son and a couple other kids. Little did we know at the time but one of the other kids parents slipped a tape recorder in a backpack and recorded the events of the entire day, just like the dad did in this video. What we heard was a mid 40's man yelling at my son and two other kids to "shut the fuck up" or they'll get detention that day, no recess or lunch. He was slamming books on the table in front of these kids and was just making their life miserable. My son actually rubbed off one of his eyebrows from worrying about it so much. Finally when we asked our son he broke down and told us that this asshole was screaming at him every day and it had been going on for months. My wife and I went strait to the school and to the principals office. All she said she could do was monitor the teacher and that she would not listen to the recording because it was illegal. Two days later we received a letter from the school board threatening to sue us if we spoke about this matter with anybody. As it turned out this teacher was tenured and couldn't be fired because of the very powerful teachers union in California. Needless to say that pissed me off even more than I already was, and I took the recording to the local newspaper and a San Francisco TV station. That night the shit hit the fan and it was all over the news including the recording. This district and the unions had an army of lawyers that tried to discredit us and our son, and I had an army of lawyers willing to take on our case for free, all wanting us to sue the district for millions because they knew it would be a slam dunk in front of a jury. They tried to offer us a few hundred grand to make it all go away, and we refused any legal advice from anybody, and simply asked for the resignation of the teacher and didn't want a dime from the school. At first they refused because the union was pushing them hard, but when I finally said if this asshole somehow kept his job we were going to sue for 20 million and have a very public trial, they gave in and fired the guy. If you have kids in elementary school pay close attention. This shit happens in special needs and public schools. If your children are acting odd don't be afriad to find out why.

When Pete was born he was so ugly the doctor slapped his mother. Thanks, I'm here all week.

I kind of figured when Pete kicked him it was permanent. Are hackers given a second chance or should the be permanently banned from the get-go?

That's about what I expected you to say. You and Dayton are perfect for one another. Are you sure you're not related?

Thanks Bart but it doesn't. The drop down menu on the right has editing options and the one on the left is basically just an information profile with no updates I can see.

In the upper right corner of the page you're all probably looking at right now is a link with your handle name and a drop down menu. Normally I can click the down arrow and get choices to do updates on my profile, but when I click it now nothing happens. I'd like to make some changes but can't seem to get there without using that menu.