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bds1961
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bds1961 got a reaction from L!ckALotAPus in This Rats for you
Logan, So have you set up a second date with him yet?
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bds1961 got a reaction from iboomboom in Assorted Joke pictures
Don't know if this will work
Nope it didnt
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bds1961 got a reaction from iboomboom in Assorted Joke pictures
And I wonder why my wife hates my humor
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bds1961 got a reaction from Predat0r in Assorted Joke pictures
And I wonder why my wife hates my humor
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bds1961 got a reaction from Nisty* in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more of the Americas cup and one from Yosemite, the last one is from a electrical storm in Greece from our back balconey
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bds1961 reacted to little_old_man in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
And a Cedar Waxwing in my back yard taken with a zoom lense.
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bds1961 reacted to little_old_man in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more.
Watching the 4th of July fireworks on San Francisco bay.
Fleet Week on the bay with the Blue Angeles from the 39th floor of the Mandarin Oriental Hotel overlooking the bay and the show.
A few shots of my 21 year old daughter Kendall taken about 4 months ago.
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bds1961 got a reaction from eidolonFIRE in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more of the Americas cup and one from Yosemite, the last one is from a electrical storm in Greece from our back balconey
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bds1961 reacted to little_old_man in Hair Removal For Men
I know that something similar to this was posted at least a couple years ago but it's worth a repost.
Veet hair removal made specifically for women's legs is occasionally tried by men on their junk. The following is just one of many reviews left by men on Amazon.com. If you want to read more reviews click on the link.
http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
Customer Review
9,440 of 9,647 people found the following review helpful A warning from across the pond..., July 3, 2012 By A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (1) (Health and Beauty) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
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bds1961 reacted to MTNMAN52 in How I Lost my Teeth
I was in the Texas Rose Bar last night waiting for a beer, when a
butt-ugly girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “ I sure do." I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.” My dental surgery is on Monday. -
bds1961 got a reaction from little_old_man in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
Loader you would wear it out reading the same line over and over again if it was braille
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bds1961 got a reaction from little_old_man in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
here you go loader this should keep you happy for a short peroid
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bds1961 got a reaction from little_old_man in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more of the Americas cup and one from Yosemite, the last one is from a electrical storm in Greece from our back balconey
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bds1961 got a reaction from Blaze in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more of the Americas cup and one from Yosemite, the last one is from a electrical storm in Greece from our back balconey
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bds1961 got a reaction from Astronomer in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more of the Americas cup and one from Yosemite, the last one is from a electrical storm in Greece from our back balconey
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bds1961 got a reaction from Astronomer in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
Nikon D800 28-300 3.5-5.6 17-35 2.8 24-70 2.8 70-200 2.8
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bds1961 got a reaction from loaderXI in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
Nikon D800 28-300 3.5-5.6 17-35 2.8 24-70 2.8 70-200 2.8
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bds1961 got a reaction from loaderXI in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
A few more of the Americas cup and one from Yosemite, the last one is from a electrical storm in Greece from our back balconey
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bds1961 reacted to TBB in hellkid drinking
C'mon @@hxtr - we all know that this is really your picture of heaven !!!
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bds1961 got a reaction from little_old_man in Photography - Discussion, Photos, Equipment, Etc.
Nikon D800 28-300 3.5-5.6 17-35 2.8 24-70 2.8 70-200 2.8
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bds1961 got a reaction from Sgt Alvin York in Removing annoying loud background noise in COD2
Ok sound is gone. Now I want to import Kate Upton from game of war to COD 2 as my fighter. I would never be shot then. Then again something worse might happen
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bds1961 reacted to loaderXI in Lost WWII gear on the Eastern front !
As the final push towards Berlin by the Red army reached its final weeks the Nazi army equipped anyone and everyone who could stand and fight dispite age or gender
In the final days the Red army sought to bring about total destruction on what was left of the Nazi War machine
In doing so the blood bath began leaving behind items (equipment) some laying just below the surface and others a bit deeper
If you can only see some of these items that have been recovered and imagine the story they hold and the final hours they were in use on the Eastern front during the final push
This video is over 20 minutes long but worth the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjEyFds35Cw#t=314