Ferret
3rdCdnInfty
CanadianIce
Um, you spelled "UNIVERSAL" wrong...That hurts...as a Canadian!
Also...
In Canada Gravy BELONGS on french fries. Not this white chicken gravy shit either
Up in the Great White North we have a cocktail called the Caesar. LOOK IT UP! Poor Americans are really missing out on this one!
We all sound like Tom Brokaw. The most generic accent EVER. Unlike Americans...Unless you're from Oregon, Washington, or California.
We don't use horsepower to define how much power our cars have...up here it's dogpower, harking back to the dogsled days...Its fun to tell you that my Volvo Turbo has 640DP instead of 222HP.
A kilometer is a much more logical measurement than a mile...Don't get me started on the whole "Imperial System vs Metric System" thing.....
Our beer is better. This is where the Brits and Germans can chime in and make fun of us too...Imagine what they'd say about your swill. Ewwwwwww Is everything owned by Anheiser Busch?
It gets hotter here (for the most part)
It gets colder here (guaranteed!)
Our women are better looking (Come and see for yourselves!)
Our flag is easier to draw, and I can name all ten provinces without having a cranial melt down
Americans wear Canadian flags on their clothes, backpacks, underwear, etc when they travel...there's a reason for that!!
We have Celine Dion...oh, wait....sorry about that....
Without us there would be nothing between you and Russia (except the Bering Sea), and a number of years ago, that would have been a very bad thing.
And let's not forget...FREE HEALTH CARE!!!! (at my age, that's VERY important!)
hahaha lol, that Celine Dion lol and Free Health Care fuck ya!
You can have Celine Dion.... but sincere thanks to the hundreds of thousands (millions, maybe) of Canadians that come to America every year for GOOD healthcare, and pay our doctors & hospitals big $$$ for it. One of the most dependable & history-proven rules of life: "You get what you pay for".... and your healthcare is "free".
JK guys... kinda. Long live hockey, moose turds in the snow, & Vancouver Island Sweet Skunk
No wonder you guys can stay indoors 10-1/2 months out of the year, and are so good at video games
Ferret is right.. Oh its not free, we pay taxes on it... But from working on both sides of th border... Universal is ALOT better... No question asked.. Cheers to both Yanks & Canucks! Idiots All!..