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crap.. told you all I can spell! that is funny as shit! damn.. i spelled can't wrong. hahahaa SEE! And loader... you are a fart.. i smelled you before.

I find history very interesting like 1776 the founding fathers and other... so lets see the history on the FEDS. It is history and fact. Hope you enjoy if you watch.

you would have to have your back turn on me... I would crack up laughing watching you bust a gut. hahahaha Dean... your an Idiot!

crap.. told you all I can spell! that is funny as shit!

I moving in with Rugger then... that is going to attract 1000'nds of hot gamer chicks.

again... where is that Loader. hahaha that is bad ass.

it gets better............. I failed to mention on the second call once I caught her in the lie.. i asked if she knew the location of her boy friend who is a fugitive in Florida. Jumped prole and he's a piece of shit. Well she has not idea where her daughter is nor him. Conversation ends... Next call... hahaha I call his sister and ask her place of residence and explained she has outstanding warrants. She said all the typical responses like.. I have no warrants and this and that. What country.. what was my badge number... yadee yada. It goes on and I explain I caught her mom in a lie. Then I ask the loaded questions. I asked her again for her residence so we can solve this matter. She tells me my neighbors address. I said no mam we have been to that resistance and you don't live there. She said who said that... I said the individuals who do live there. She said.. you mean the neighbors name and my dad? I said yes mam... so where is your location. She gets upset.. says she is going to call the office i repped from. I said that is fine mam but I got another question for you. Do you know the location of that POS boyfriend by name. She says.. who are you talking about. I said mam we know you are still in contact with him and we really wanted to find him.. but thought we could take care of you at the same time. You need to settles these warrants. Now do you know the location of so and so. She said no I don't... he went back to Florida last I heard. I say mam I just caught you in another lie. She get upset.. i tell her to calm down mam. He is a fugitive in Florida and we need his location. She says sir.. mr.. so and so I stated... and then I hear in the back ground a guy ask, "who is that?". I said mam is that so and so in the background I just heard. She say no sir there is no one else here. I said mam this conversation is being recorded and you and your mother have already stated several lies. If you are harboring a fugitive you can be prosecuted making thing worse for yourself. Now where is you place of residence so we can solve this matter? She wants my badge number and I explain I cant give that information out over the phone but he officers can when they arrive at your residence. My neighbor was trying so hard not to laugh and again I had to have him turn around or I would crack up. hahahhaa We both fell bad about it.. the mothers husband call neighbors dad and in the am after trying to get a hold of my on my magic jack. Guess I should change the number now. hahaha Well he says I know know what you are talking about.. conversation goes on with his dad to new hub and the hub asked if he could talk to neighbor and not do any more pranks. Dad say.. sure I will talk to neighbor/friend. Then it was squashed. We laughed about it all damn day. hahhahahaha I did a really bad bad thing. And I tired to tell neighbor lets not do this but again.. them casess of beer got us a bit fing stupid. I will never do that again. hahahahhaha I mean that.

My neighbor and I were have a few cases of beer. He was telling me some stories about some of his family members. REALLY fucked up stories. Well.... to be continued. So I make a comment.. wouldn't it be funny to pull a prank on one of his warrant stricken member. He laughed his ass off and said... lets do it. I was like.. no way man.. had way to many one case. So he convinces me to do it. Hear it goes... if I am not around much you will know why. Hope the NSA is not watching. I call his really messed up mom around 1am. I tell her I am a certain org and was looking for his sister. She has outstanding warrants. She denies it was her daughter. it goes on and on for a bit and I keep asking if she knows her location. She asked who I was speaking to as I said she was her mother but did not have that part of the script written down. Had to have some info on paper so I did not f it up. We get off the phone then I call her back.. damn neighbor convinces me with a few more of that case I started. I tell her her name and she kept asking for a bad number... yes I now bad. I tell her we will send an lucifer to her house and they will give them their bad number. She then admits it was her daughter and said she has no idea where she lives. I then tell her she has been sent ticket info to a well neighbors house. She said she has no idea of her location. We end the call. My neighbor was in stiches. I told him from the start to turn around or he will distract me. He clams it was an oscor ---- how to you sell oscer or ??? performance. I will finish this later. hahhaa i cant make this shit up. What a stupid dumb ass fing Idiot I am. I know.

NEVER APPLE ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA could not find a torrent. lol

ya going to have to send that to me... could not find on iTunes. hahahahahaha iTunes. Screw iTunes.... NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the Pink Floyd Run like hell!

Very nice.... love it Gorilla. I still want to do Jello shots off that storm trooper. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im pretty good at it but not as much as others I am sure. If the above cant help Wildthing has gotten real good at it.

damn... i thought I was about to get some. I have a two night stand.

a major idiot. She need to have a clan called.... >MIFH< Major Idiot From Hell.

15 minutes of pure fun. hahahhaa

WOW he is sexy. lol hahahahhaha BTW I see BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont see not pic.... am I missing something. Nice work paper.. did you arrest him like you did me for tobacco. hahhaaa

i like my shoulders... think I would just watch them shoot it. lol want to see what damage it could do.. probably can take out a tank. lol Sure a deer would be nothing but ground venison if it hit one.

I can hear their voices as I read that. hahahahaha good one.

very nice deerejon.. they grow up fast. oh daughter had to get her belly button pierces. I felt sick at my stomach for a few days. Then she get a tat. AHHHHH what is the world coming to? Then she gets another. AHHHHHHHHHH x2. No hope for our kids. lol hahahaha Congrats bro... sure you are a proud parent.

Thank God he is out of the news. Can't NOT miss him more.

Wish more of American cities were the same way. We have in may places lost our way. Just takes a few to screw everything up.

Their goes the neighborhood. Time to fine new residence else place. hahahaha congrats Google.... now you are one of them. lol

Reminds me of Katrina. Them folks just wanted a sandwich as well..... reason why they were shooting at firefighter and other rescuers and luding business and homes. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHER/09/01/katrina.impact/