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be safe and SHOW IT DOWN!!!!!!!!! lol just 90's here. feels like summer. This heat is way way better than any cold days. I have no problem with the heat.

I tell you the Camera will try anything. It was not even scare of that train. Amazing!!!!!!!

was batman around to catch them or are they still running around in Gotham?

My new train video. My camera has no fear. She just needs to take longer videos. I wanted to see the last engine at the end go by. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-b_yjR2_5A&feature=youtu.be

Happy Birthday our Queen. Im sure Cobra cooked you dinner, cleaned the house, took out the garbage and mowed the grass all for your birthday. If not he is a worthless POS. lol hahahaha But have a great birthday.

I like mexican weed.. it is cheap and with high end stuff grown in CA.... I get too stoned then keep chasing that high. I like to smoke a little swag.. then just chill... Not eat an entire McDonalds worth of food and spend 100's for just an OZ. Screw that.. i like my swag from Mexico. Before anyone says shit... did you go buy a TV, CD player, Watch, iPad/phone, a PC or computer parts, clothing, shoes or any other product of the sorts this year, last week or other.. Then you fuckers supported China a communist country. I just support a few poor Mexicans earning a living growing a product I want.

I just ate a great dinner and took a massive shit. FU Google!!!!!!!!!

my collection has nothing to do with this.. stay on topic fuckers!!!!!!!!!! lol hahahahaa

Sweet.... hope you can have a bit of fun Gorilla style. Im going to Arizona this weekend helping my old boss move his shit. Plus Im going to go check his new land out. Hes already got some bad ass weed up waiting. I am not even taking a chance bringing any there or home. FUCK THAT!!!!! What will I do without the XI website during that time? FU Google!

I aint got a mom... me and my dad share yours. hahahahaha that always stopped the mama jokes..... your mom is so fat.. when she sits around the house... SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!!. hahahha

OMG.... that was good. hahahahahahahahhaahha

they look great for that many miles.

hahahaha i think they make that one... let me check. lol Well did not find but would you want to stick your thing in here? A few jokes I can add... be with the Clinton Dildo.. i was thinking one version making it a cigar. That would be a hit with the ladies. Monica, Monica, Tell us the news. Between you and his wife, Who would he choose? As many preceded, Many will follow, Monica, Monica, Did you spit or swallow? Monica, Monica, Give us a treat. Is the President salty Or is the President sweet? He placed in your mouth, The Presidential seal, Monica, Monica, Say million dollar book deal, There's no guarantee though He'll last out his term, But Monica, Monica, That's a dollar a sperm. Hillary Clinton says, "Bill, now the press is saying you lent money to that Monica Lewinsky for plastic surgery." He says, "You see how they twist things? What I said was that I blew a wad on her face." I just heard that Monica is going to advertise for Jenny Craig (seriously, it was on CNN Headline News). I can hardly wait for the ads, where I can only assume that she is going to tell everyone that the secret to losing weight is not swallowing. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 U.S. leader One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore. Curious, she picked it up, brushed off the sand, and lo and behold a genie popped out. "Greetings, Miss Lewinsky," the genie said. "Since you have released me, I will grant you one wish." "Well," Monica replied, "I'm going to be on television alot for a while, and I want to look my best. I wish you would get rid of these love handles." "Your wish is my command," said the genie. A wave of his hands, a puff of smoke...and her ears fell off. Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky/Walters Interview" (these really did air during the interview) 5. Victoria's Secret lingerie. 4. Burger King - featuring the song "It's My Party, and I'll Cry if I Want To." 3. Oral-B Deluxe. 2. A promo for the TV movie "Cleopatra," with the following voice-over: "When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world." 1. Maytag's Neptune washing machine - "It actually has the power to remove stains!" There once was a girl named Lewinsky, Who's goal was different than Kaczynski's, Her aim was to blow, So that no one would know, So she swallowed in order to convince thee. Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky? He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first. What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? They were both upset when Bill finished first. How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the white House? He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. Did you hear about the release of a new Monica Lewinsky stamp? You don't have to lick it, it licks you. What did Bill Clinton claim he told Monica Lewinsky? I didn't tell her to lie in the deposition. I told her to lie in the position. Did you here Monica Lewinsky got a new job with a major tennis apparel and equipment company ? She now sells HEAD. Why did Lewinsky have an affair with Clinton? She wanted to get ahead in the world. What's the most truthful item on Monica Lewinsky's resume? Was on the Presidential Staff What did the FBI find in the pocket of Monica Lewinsky's dress? A Wad of Bills. Clinton's close friend and confidant Vernon Jordan testified that the only reason he assisted Monica Lewinsky in finding a new job was to help her get back on her feet again. What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common? They both blew the Big One. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky have definitely changed the definition of "An oval office de-briefing!" A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?" Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees." Clinton finally commented on Monica today, saying, "She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across!" What did Bill Clinton say when he was asked how having sex with his wife Hillary compared to having sex with Monica Lewinsky? He replied, "It's close but no cigar". What do you call an eight-day blowjob? Hanukkah Lewinsky. What do Lucille Ball and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They have both had intimate relations with a Cuban. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? One can't come clean and the other can't clean come. What do NASCAR and Monica L. have in common? They both have Dick Trickle! President Clinton plans to announce on Thursday that NASA is naming the first female commander of a space shuttle mission. "For her superior work servicing rockets both before and after blastoff, I am pleased to name Miss Monica Lewinsky ..." What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common? They both have slots that say "insert BILL here." What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer? Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the presidency. Did you hear that when this scandal is over that Monica plans to sell her story? She said she will tell it blow by blow. What's Monica going to title her memoirs? "how to suckseed in the oval office without really trying." Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton? Monica swallowed the evidence. Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? She's Withholding evidence. Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill? Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face. What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN? Would that be a missionary position? What was the first thing Monica saw in government? The Executive Branch. What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? To get some dick in the White House, we merely voted. What did Monica say when she finally met Hillary? I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your husband down.

Nice looking jeep Ping.... its now powered by Apple is it?

I was interested until noting the grammatical error which caused a loss of confidence in the Hxtr the Entrepreneur. I became suspicious when I saw "Dildoes and not Dildo's. However, the idea has merit but Hxtr must not be allowed to draft any written advertizing. I have a great high Shamu..... give me a chance. Dont steal my idea. And for the Obama thingy.... was not trying to make this a political post as it will be moved or worse DELETED!!!!! lol Grey is watching you...... you radical! So how do you spell dildo? Mine just says Samsung... multispeed massage dick-device.

Celebrate Dildoe's Can you just imagine being fucked by Bill Clinton? What a dildo that would make. Women would be flocking to the Dildo store to get one. Im thinking Shamu is interested... so just assume he is in. We can make millions. Imagine the Dildoes we could create. Forget the 18" crap... lets do the Frank Sinatra Dildo, or the Tom Cruse Dildo... wait he is a dildo... but it is not about me... much. It is about the women that will flock to this vibrating exhilarating device. Just need batteries, 110 outlet or car charger.. and you are ready to rock and roll. So anyone interested let me know. A perfect idea no matter what anyone says. FU Google!!!!!!!!! Your always looking for a better life, hxtr

My favorite Offspring song.... Road rage.... live in Dallas, Houston... and you will soon experience road rage.

Brown Noser!!!!!!!!!!! Bama will not let you win at Poker so stop trying Dean!!!!

Beers is right, hxtr, the possibilities are limitless, besides you would be able to multi-task: Do the invisible man gigs and also your regular whoring for Pete Shit i forgot.. i dont need a hooker.. I am the hooker!!!!!!!!!! Forgive me Pete and thanks JC.. i almost fucked up real bad.

Im liking it. Start at 8am pick them up at noon then again at 7pm. Have a few drinks on the river walk.. find a hooker for some fun and enjoy my daily earnings tax free. I got to do something with them blue pills. Anyone got $1000 I can borrow.

I totally read that as: "...and fuck loads of goats." FU Google. lol... did I say that? No... you took me out of context.. the letter "a" plays a big part in that sentence. lol You "A" killer!!!!

Great for u mate! LOL? 2nd day of work after my holidays, damn it's hard to not have siesta after lunch! FU google! All our problems... good or bad is Googles fault.. Google is getting way to big for his shorts.. we are putting him on a information diet. FU Google!!!!!

Offspring is a cool band. It could be worse.. you could be in London during the Olympics which will be rained out in the start. lol

Screw that!!!!!!!!!!! WTH you thinking Rugger?!?! Bama is a trouble maker... and he kicks my ass at Poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want a recount.