Was thinking we might have a problem with the ebonics version but I found a translation.
Yo As ah walk through muh motha fuckin garden o' fine flowers, dere is blooms o' red, whitey an' blue. dere is yellow, pink an' purple an' like da rainbow many flowers o' uh variety o' hues. Every one o' dem is fine an' lovely each in dere own right but none, nahh none o' those Had da appeal an' da aroma as da most magically alluring o' all flowers muh motha fuckin dark red rose! ah gots looked bof high an' low, ova mountain an' in da deep set f island coves Never ta find da flower dat steals muh motha fuckin heart an' draws me ta it like cooing doves. Then on one delightful morn just as ah wuz 'boutready ta concede in muh motha fuckin search dere in da valley on uh knoll ah espied her sitting dere like uh canary on her perch. an' da song she sang wuz so fine ta muh motha fuckin longing ears o' muh motha fuckin heart ah cried. cuz dere wuz da sound in muh motha fuckin ears o' muh motha fuckin heart, but ah thought it had died. ta muh motha fuckin amazement dis here beauty dat few peeps gots ever seen wuz muh motha fuckin deep red rose. ah wuz afraid ta whack her lest ah slay da moment then she cried, Take me an' heaven knows ah gots been here all deez long lonely years waiting fo' you ta come an' free me from muh motha fuckin roots an' give me muh motha fuckin freedom ta experience what you gots ta give ta me da love o' loves. Now we's can fly away forever mo' you an' me on da wings o' whitey love doves. ah gots nahh wants or need o' pleasure or sensations as you give me it all wif uh single whack. yo' breaf gives me life ah had lost an' yo' beauty has muh motha fuckin heart in awe just as much. ah wake in da morn an' da first thin` ah do iz feel ta see if you be definetly, undisputebly real cuz o' you ah be alive in muh motha fuckin soul ag'in an' dis here fly love ah ag'in be able ta feel. Love be uh fleeting emotion but when its spirit bound it grows an' adheres ta each heart So dat da two hearts beating unite ta become one in mind, body, an' soul sho 'nuff!
Now that is fucking poetic. I still would like to see my sign language version. Everyone gets their request except me. What you all have a problem with an Idiot or something? HATTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!