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Congratulations may GOD Bless you both and the baby. My Prayers are with you and your family my Brother.

Here is PT2 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. And that's how the fight started...._____________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And that's how the fight started... ________________________________ Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... _______________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And that's how the fight started...... ______________________________

Happy Birthday Frenchi you old fart. Joyeux anniversaire Frenchi vous vieux pet

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's how the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's how the fight started..... _____________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And that's how the fight started... ________________________________

I am Truly sorry to hear that may you and your family stay warm and safe. I hope it gets better soon. GOD Bless you and your family my brother.

Merry Christmas to all my >XI< family

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LOL Great SIG

Welcome Boops, relax take off your shoes and other things if you do you can always post a pic of yourself, enjoy our forums and servers. Now Y'all come back now here.

Happy Birthday Sweetie may you have many more

Wow Congrats to the both of you guys my you have many more in the years to Cum.

Here we go today 12/20/2013 #688

I am with Pete and Angel on this besides I like three ways. What were we talking about oh yeah the best Satan ever LMAO

RIP I keel you. LOL it would be nice we tried it with Unreal Tournament which is a great game just not enough players.

No pretending here I am an idiot always. I am surrounded by actual idiots and I know I am in good company always, make no mistake about that.

Happy Birthday Ted have a great day and may you enjoy many more

Randall Bob said he is not going to use lube with those tubes so you know it's going to tickle. LMAO

Take care and get back to work I need my discount from your Adult sex shop. Wild next time read the boxes when it sez either John Holmes or Ron Jeremy you can be dam sure those dildos are heavy LMAO.

LMAO what we need is Homey Claus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_qXtVjOA5g

LOL she is not an idiot cause we are, she is a MORON get it right Damage_inc- you idiot.

I am truly sorry to hear that Kovut...my prayers are with you and your family, much love my brother.

Wow that was amazing I want those screens then I can really molest Pink, Giggles, and Angel in game. Oh the possibilities are endless LOL

Happy Birthday my brother have a great day

Well it's nice to have you back. So tell me how was jail and did Bubbles and Tiny treat you right it must be nice not to have your pockets turned inside out. LMAO Welcome Back.

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