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My hubby told me yesterday and I thought he was making it up. We're not even 3 weeks into isolation yet and some dumb ass does this? He is in that hospital in critical condition surrounded by covid-19 and his wife and 5 kids can't come see him. If he dies this piece of shit probably won't do more than 7 years.

by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid,takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.' She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement. 'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.) 'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.) 'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there in the first place.' Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's Show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along. Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!! Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone laugh.

According to the videos posted on youtube and the one I posted above the 6-foot rule was totally ignored.

Wow those pictures are amazing. Looks so clean and pure.

We up here in Canada have had our government give same orders. All non essential businesses including churches have to be shut down or face fines. So far all of them are co operating. Our gov't is giving all those who are laid off work $2000 to help them with loss of pays. All businesses are receiving 75% of their income per month if they do not fire any of their workers. All those who receive Canada Child Benefit per month will receive an extra $300 per child for one month. All those who receive a GST (Goods & Services Tax) will receive $600 for a couple and $400 for a single person for one time only. =============================================================================== The only people I will praise during this difficult time is the truck truck drivers who are still delivering all the goods to the grocery stores. We have a truck stop in Nova Scotia that is being run right now by its female owner who is giving any truck driver who comes in a free shower and meal. She will not be forgotten after this virus is all done and over.

I read some of the twitter responses of the video from these kids and the majority were what I would expect from elementary school ages (definitely not college or university ages). Why did the map circle show the cell phones on the water? I'm like do you not see the sand? lol All they cared about was themselves, getting drunk and getting high. Each and every one of them are positive for convid-19 and each and every one of them brought home and to work with them. The last times I looked at the world stats, the US was at 135,000 and since spring break it is now 160,000 and climbing fast. I hope they are proud of themselves for the murders they are all going to be responsible for.

Heat map of cell phones in Florida by these stupid irresponsible uneducated ignorant kids. I would love to slap each and everyone of them and yell murderers for what is about to happen. The entire Pentagon lit up because when they went home they went to work and passed this virus to everyone.

hahahahaahahahhahahhahahahah LOL @Krackennutz that was hilarious.

Oh En Gee I pissed maself laughing hahahahhahhahahahhaha LOL fly.mp4

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My pet Groot. He loves bath time, makes his fur grown beautifully. He does not like getting petted all the time but he loves when you talk to him. He does talk but can only say I am Groot for some reason.

That is the most hilarious video I have seen in years!!! hahahhahahahhahahhahha

I like it much better when my hubby is not home lol When he is home for more than a few days he annoys me with his rants of don't you think the silverware should be in this drawer and plates/bowls/cups etc in that cupboard? I just say get the fuck outta ma kitchen before I show you the butcher knife up close LOL

I'm losing my shit..................LOL just kidding. Things are calm around my house. No one is stir crazy yet. It's like a stay home vacation. I locked my house down. No one in, no one out!!

I feel so bad for our neighbors in the USA!!! https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

I was given permission to view that forum but I still could not see it. I was told later that it is only available to members. Unless that has changed?

Your welcome!

No creepy dude LOL