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Funny and Unusual Australian place Banana - State: QLD - Google Map Located south of Rockhampton it's well known for it's beef cattle but no bananas as far as the eye can see! Binnaway - State: NSW - Google Map I bet no one forgets to! Boing Boing - State: NT - Google Map Meaning "mosquitoes buzzing" in Aboriginal Bong Bong - State: NSW - Google Map An Aboriginal phrase meaning 'Out of Sight' Boyland - State: QLD - Google Map Popular place with teenage girls and it's where all the boy bands are manufactured, no really. Broke - State: NSW - Google Map A wine growing region in the Hunter Valley. Burpengary - State: QLD - Google Map Meaning the 'place of the wattle trees', apparently not named after some guy called Gary with exessive stomach gas. Burrumbuttock - State: NSW - Google Map According to locals Burrumbuttock means 'bullock's backbone' Chinaman's Knob - State: VIC - Google Map Name of a hill in Victoria Chinkapook - State: VIC - Google Map Means 'waterhole' Christmas Island - State: - Google Map Home of Australia's dentention centre for illegal immigrants, merry christmas! Cock Wash - State: SA - Google Map There's also a creek of the same name... Cockburn - State: WA - Google Map Named in honor of Vice Admiral Sir George Cockburn. Coffin Bay - State: SA - Google Map Named after Vice Admiral Sir Isaac Coffin. Come By Chance - State: NSW - Google Map Wouldn't plan on going there. Delicate Nobby - State: NSW - Google Map A popular tourist destination. Diapur - State: VIC - Google Map A place to go when youv'e got the..? Dismal Swamp - State: TAS - Google Map As named by the surveyor who had a less than enjoyable time in the area! Dog Swamp - State: WA - Google Map woof woof, bubble bubble... Doo Town - State: TAS - Google Map A place of action! Dunedoo - State: NSW - Google Map Prononced 'dunny-doo', in Aus lingo a dunny is a toilet! Eggs and Bacon Bay - State: TAS - Google Map You'd be dissapointed if they didn't serve a great brekky at the local cafe. Foul Bay - State: SA - Google Map Apparently a much nicer place than the name implies and how can you go wrong when it's just down the road from Tiddy Widdy Beach! Gingin - State: WA - Google Map The Aboriginal meaning is "place of many streams". Gooloogong - State: NSW - Google Map In the small town there are apparently about 250 Gooloogongians! Goonoo Goonoo - State: NSW - Google Map Pronounced "gunna g'noo" Grong Grong - State: NSW - Google Map Meaning 'poor camping ground' Humpty Doo - State: NT - Google Map Home of a boxing croc Humpybong - State: QLD - Google Map Humpybong means "dead shelters" in Aboriginal. Innaloo - State: WA - Google Map Innaloo is the name of an Aboriginal woman of the Dongara region. Sadly it has nothing to do with being in a loo! Koolyanobbing - State: WA - Google Map Aboriginal name meaning 'large hard rocks' Manangatang - State: VIC - Google Map Aboriginal word meaning land and water. Mangalore - State: VIC - Google Map It's Mang-alore not Man galore girls!! Mooball - State: NSW - Google Map Make sure you visit the Moo Moo Cafe if driving by! Moolooloo - State: NT - Google Map Aboriginal for 'slippery ridges'. Mount Buggery - State: VIC - Google Map Bugger, it's a mountain! Nar Nar Goon - State: VIC - Google Map From the aboriginal word for koala. Nowhere Else - State: TAS - Google Map There is also a place called Nowhere Else in SA too! Orange - State: NSW - Google Map And what do they grow there in abindance? Apples of course! Ozenkadnook - State: VIC - Google Map Means "very fat kangaroo" in Aboriginal. Pimpinbudgie - State: QLD - Google Map South of Kingaroy on the way to Toowoomba. Poowong - State: VIC - Google Map From the Aboriginal word for "carrion" or "putrefaction". Rooty Hill - State: NSW - Google Map Disappointingly, the name refers to roots exposed in fields around the hill following floods. Smiggin Holes - State: NSW - Google Map Popular ski resort that got its Scottish name from pools formed in rocks by cattle. The End of the World - State: TAS - Google Map The western most point of Tasmania Tittybong - State: VIC - Google Map If your looking, it's just north of Teddywaddy Tom Ugly - State: NSW - Google Map Named after an aboriginal man that apparently wasn't ugly at all Upotipotpon - State: VIC - Google Map A place half way between Nalinga and Violet Town in Victoria Useless Loop - State: WA - Google Map They mine salt there so it can't be all that useless! Vite Vite - State: VIC - Google Map Vite Vite is near Pura Pura and Nerrin Nerrin in South Western Victoria. Wagga Wagga - State: NSW - Google Map The aboriginal meaning is 'the place of many crows' Watanobbi - State: NSW - Google Map Means ' Hills surrounded by water' Wee Waa - State: NSW - Google Map Aboriginal meaning of Wee Waa is "Fire for Roasting" Wineglass Bay - State: TAS - Google Map Stunningly beautiful location! Wonglepong - State: QLD - Google Map Wonglepong, possibly meaning "forgotten sound" in Aboriginal Woodie Woodie - State: WA - Google Map Home to a Manganese mine. Woolloomooloo - State: NSW - Google Map Aboriginal name meaning young kangaroo Xantippe - State: WA - Google Map Australia's only place name beginning with "X" named after the wife of the philosopher Socrates. Yackandandah - State: VIC - Google Map Small village the other side of Bogan Gate. Yorkeys Knob - State: QLD - Google Map Named after a fisherman from Yorkshire, George Yorkey Lawson.

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The squirrel and the grasshopper - REST OF THE WORLD VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. THE END THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving. The ABC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food. The Australian press informs people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty. The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Housing Commission of Australia demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house. The ABC, interrupting a cultural festival special from St Kilda with breaking news, broadcasts a multi-cultural choir singing 'We Shall Overcome'. Bill Shorten rants in an interview with Laurie Oakes that the squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his 'fair share' and increases the charge for squirrels to enter Melbourne city centre. In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The squirrel's taxes are reassessed. He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders, for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work. The grasshopper is provided with a Housing Commission house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrel's food is seized and re-distributed to the more needy members of society - in this case the grasshopper. Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Australia as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Australians' apparent love of dogs. The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempted bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to make then return them to their own country were abandoned because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people's credit cards. A 60 Minutes special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though spring is still months away, while the Housing Commission house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain it. He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshopper's drug 'Illness'. The cats seek recompense in the Australian courts for their treatment since arrival in Australia . The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery. A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost $10 million and state the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers. Legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The asylum seeking cats are praised by the government for enriching Australia 's multicultural diversity and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats. The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. They call for the resignation of a minister. The cats are paid $1 million each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in Australia . The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses, their taxes are increased to pay for law and order, and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds. Only in Australia - THE END

Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time [/indent] enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists? Thanks, Fishing Fool P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.

NINE TERMS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it=2C I got it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Quite a serious yet funny read. I really know how this guys feels

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