HellKid

Today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

Hell he sounds a lot like the bloke next door to me

Why indeed An idiot, dolt, or dullard is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool (who is unwise) and an ignoramus (who is uneducated/an ignorant), neither of which refers to someone with low intelligence. What can i say it describes me to a T and then some

Are you shore it's HXTR? the bong looks a little to small to be him

happy birthday angel and i hope you have a great day

Welcome mate

Take a number and stand in line Little_Old_Man If she only had a boat, Crazy shore would be the dream girl of every man or maybe the odd women A big welcome to the forums Crazygirl A pic of my dog

Hell Yeah! me to

Old Guys Rule Congratulations Thor435 & Belted it could not have happened to two nicer blokes

Newest Admin hanging out with is mate’s :)

HI POP’S, And welcome to the forums mate! cheers HellKid PS He’s a look at just some other shit mum and dad do for fun:)

An email i received i would like to share it with you all Hi HellKid I couldn't believe it when I spotted you on the news last night. Well done - it was a great story. In case you didn't catch it you'll be pleased to know I recorded it. You can view it here: http://www.themessagegroup.com.au/last-nights-news.php?title=20120818-HellKid->XI<_create.html Congratulations again. HellKid>XI<

thanks' to all the admins and members of >XI< For chance of being a member. again thanks guys and girls

In Aussie Bloody hell mate get a lode of that shit will ya!!!

CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat Cadbury's chocolate! THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING! It could happen to you, your family and friends! CADBURY'S Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET! Warn everyone!

Thanks Mate

Why I Would like to be an Idiot An idiot, dolt, or dullard is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The similar terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool (who is unwise) and an ignoramus (who is uneducated/an ignorant), neither of which refers to someone with low intelligence. What can i say it describes me to a T and then some My Idiot Sponsored List so far 01: COD5 UnChileno >XI<H-ADM 02: COD5Olive>XI<ADM So if there is any more IDIOTS out there willing to sponsor. I could do with a little support guy’s & girls Cheers all HellKid

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! Dam I just dropped my fucking cig and knocked my beer SHIT!! Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying. "Come on kid," the bus driver said "you're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette." What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol --- dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead. The third worm in sperm --- dead. The fourth worm in soil --- alive. So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment." Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." Q: What's the difference between the 1960's and the 2000's? A: In the 2000's, a guy goes into a chemist shop and shouts, "Give me a box of condoms!" ... and then whispers to the shop assistant, "Oh, and slip in a packet of cigarettes, too." Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: "I think everyone's asleep, let's go" "This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first" "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down" "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on" Sniff sniff "Ah perfume - you think of everything" "This is great....." (long sigh) Static on the loud speaker then a new voice. "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations... Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

Hi Rusty Feel for ya mate

Funny and Unusual Australian place Banana - State: QLD - Google Map Located south of Rockhampton it's well known for it's beef cattle but no bananas as far as the eye can see! Binnaway - State: NSW - Google Map I bet no one forgets to! Boing Boing - State: NT - Google Map Meaning "mosquitoes buzzing" in Aboriginal Bong Bong - State: NSW - Google Map An Aboriginal phrase meaning 'Out of Sight' Boyland - State: QLD - Google Map Popular place with teenage girls and it's where all the boy bands are manufactured, no really. Broke - State: NSW - Google Map A wine growing region in the Hunter Valley. Burpengary - State: QLD - Google Map Meaning the 'place of the wattle trees', apparently not named after some guy called Gary with exessive stomach gas. Burrumbuttock - State: NSW - Google Map According to locals Burrumbuttock means 'bullock's backbone' Chinaman's Knob - State: VIC - Google Map Name of a hill in Victoria Chinkapook - State: VIC - Google Map Means 'waterhole' Christmas Island - State: - Google Map Home of Australia's dentention centre for illegal immigrants, merry christmas! Cock Wash - State: SA - Google Map There's also a creek of the same name... Cockburn - State: WA - Google Map Named in honor of Vice Admiral Sir George Cockburn. Coffin Bay - State: SA - Google Map Named after Vice Admiral Sir Isaac Coffin. Come By Chance - State: NSW - Google Map Wouldn't plan on going there. Delicate Nobby - State: NSW - Google Map A popular tourist destination. Diapur - State: VIC - Google Map A place to go when youv'e got the..? Dismal Swamp - State: TAS - Google Map As named by the surveyor who had a less than enjoyable time in the area! Dog Swamp - State: WA - Google Map woof woof, bubble bubble... Doo Town - State: TAS - Google Map A place of action! Dunedoo - State: NSW - Google Map Prononced 'dunny-doo', in Aus lingo a dunny is a toilet! Eggs and Bacon Bay - State: TAS - Google Map You'd be dissapointed if they didn't serve a great brekky at the local cafe. Foul Bay - State: SA - Google Map Apparently a much nicer place than the name implies and how can you go wrong when it's just down the road from Tiddy Widdy Beach! Gingin - State: WA - Google Map The Aboriginal meaning is "place of many streams". Gooloogong - State: NSW - Google Map In the small town there are apparently about 250 Gooloogongians! Goonoo Goonoo - State: NSW - Google Map Pronounced "gunna g'noo" Grong Grong - State: NSW - Google Map Meaning 'poor camping ground' Humpty Doo - State: NT - Google Map Home of a boxing croc Humpybong - State: QLD - Google Map Humpybong means "dead shelters" in Aboriginal. Innaloo - State: WA - Google Map Innaloo is the name of an Aboriginal woman of the Dongara region. Sadly it has nothing to do with being in a loo! Koolyanobbing - State: WA - Google Map Aboriginal name meaning 'large hard rocks' Manangatang - State: VIC - Google Map Aboriginal word meaning land and water. Mangalore - State: VIC - Google Map It's Mang-alore not Man galore girls!! Mooball - State: NSW - Google Map Make sure you visit the Moo Moo Cafe if driving by! Moolooloo - State: NT - Google Map Aboriginal for 'slippery ridges'. Mount Buggery - State: VIC - Google Map Bugger, it's a mountain! Nar Nar Goon - State: VIC - Google Map From the aboriginal word for koala. Nowhere Else - State: TAS - Google Map There is also a place called Nowhere Else in SA too! Orange - State: NSW - Google Map And what do they grow there in abindance? Apples of course! Ozenkadnook - State: VIC - Google Map Means "very fat kangaroo" in Aboriginal. Pimpinbudgie - State: QLD - Google Map South of Kingaroy on the way to Toowoomba. Poowong - State: VIC - Google Map From the Aboriginal word for "carrion" or "putrefaction". Rooty Hill - State: NSW - Google Map Disappointingly, the name refers to roots exposed in fields around the hill following floods. Smiggin Holes - State: NSW - Google Map Popular ski resort that got its Scottish name from pools formed in rocks by cattle. The End of the World - State: TAS - Google Map The western most point of Tasmania Tittybong - State: VIC - Google Map If your looking, it's just north of Teddywaddy Tom Ugly - State: NSW - Google Map Named after an aboriginal man that apparently wasn't ugly at all Upotipotpon - State: VIC - Google Map A place half way between Nalinga and Violet Town in Victoria Useless Loop - State: WA - Google Map They mine salt there so it can't be all that useless! Vite Vite - State: VIC - Google Map Vite Vite is near Pura Pura and Nerrin Nerrin in South Western Victoria. Wagga Wagga - State: NSW - Google Map The aboriginal meaning is 'the place of many crows' Watanobbi - State: NSW - Google Map Means ' Hills surrounded by water' Wee Waa - State: NSW - Google Map Aboriginal meaning of Wee Waa is "Fire for Roasting" Wineglass Bay - State: TAS - Google Map Stunningly beautiful location! Wonglepong - State: QLD - Google Map Wonglepong, possibly meaning "forgotten sound" in Aboriginal Woodie Woodie - State: WA - Google Map Home to a Manganese mine. Woolloomooloo - State: NSW - Google Map Aboriginal name meaning young kangaroo Xantippe - State: WA - Google Map Australia's only place name beginning with "X" named after the wife of the philosopher Socrates. Yackandandah - State: VIC - Google Map Small village the other side of Bogan Gate. Yorkeys Knob - State: QLD - Google Map Named after a fisherman from Yorkshire, George Yorkey Lawson.

Dam Dean LMAO

Good on you mate! and Congratulations