This is PRICELESS!!!!
It is near the Christmas break of the
school year. The students have turned in
all their work and there is really nothing
more to do. All the children are restless
and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I
ask, first and correctly can leave early
today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want
to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer
the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven
Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
"Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the
question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"