RobMc

Yes I wonder how the world would be if you were still part of UK? probably worse than it is now, we've always enjoyed a fight. But we may have seen 'Arise Sir Sammy?', you never know.

NO! the wife always stays upwind

Happens all the time (to me?)

Bloody coffee drinkers

Is that the machine that cancels out your breath, armpits and farts if you are upwind?

More woke people deciding what you can or can't do Chubby Brown hits out at 'woke snowflakes' after show cancelled due to petition signed by 59 people (gbnews.uk) So far I think the UK's winning hands down

Yea but who are these 'people' who are imposing all these things, I've never met one, these people have serious issues if they call their Mom "a birthing person", is Mothers Day on the way out? I personally would like to teach them common sense the old fashioned way.

Ah ha, but does it have anyone capable of using them ?

I knew I'd touch a nerve saying Canada, naughty Rob, here's another, it is relentless Woke Scout leaders ban the terms ‘man-made’ and 'dinner ladies' in fear of hurting anyone's feelings | The Sun

How about a post where we all can describe the lunacy going on in the world, see whose country tops the bill (I'm betting Canada), what stupid things are going on in your world, heres some from the UK SAS bans nicknames such as ‘Doris’, ‘Ruperts’ and ‘Crabs’ because they can be offensive (gbnews.uk) Do they think these guys are home helps??, and from last week Boris (Prime Minister) has now given £2.6 Billion to Ukraine, despite not yet giving the £350 million he promised to the NHS pre election, we have the money to defend foreign borders but not our own apparently. The SNP want to employ illegal immigrants in the civil service A school in Norfolk will only allow boys to wear trousers or skirts, not shorts to balance things up https://www.gbnews.uk/news/schoolboys-told-they-can-wear-skirts-but-not-shorts-due-to-gender-neutral-uniform-policy/326250 We can’t deport convicted rapists because of human rights, we can't deport illegal immigrants because of human rights Russia says the UK will be the first country to be wiped off the map, oh great See what the loonies have this week, the world is very strange at the moment

Too drunk to do the sentence I'll bet

I had the same job in the local Cathouse

Don't you miss him? there was a conspiracy theory programme on tv last week about guess what? contrails, Hxtr might yet be proved right.

Not fancy the 'Dragons Claw' ?

Thank God you said 'out'

Old Joke A young Timmah is walking along the street and he sees a welders mask. So the kids excited and he picks it up and puts it on. He plays with the eye visor, flipping it up and down, puts his arms out and makes engine noises. Just then a guy in a van comes along and says "hey kid, you want a ride?" Timmah thinks why not so he gets in the van. As they're driving the guy says to the kid "hey kid, do you know what masturbation is?" The kid says no. The guy says "hey kid, do you know what dry humping is?" The kid says no. The guy then says "hey kid do you know what a blow job is?" Timmah finally looks at the guy and says "hey mister, I gotta tell you, I'm not really a welder, I'm gonna work at Fords" ps Where's this fishing video ?

You want Rob to try??

You think you can make women too?? can you make some younger ones for the Old Age Pensioners bingo club on a Tuesday, the ones we have need ironing. Place is getting rough, I was going in yesterday and got stopped by security :- 'What you got in that bag?' , he asked ' A revolver, 1kg of coke and a machete' I replied 'Oh that's ok' , he said ' Last week some fckr tried to smuggle in a tube of peppermints, and it got nasty' and zips, bra clasps a speciality (if I can remember back 40 years) The rates are very reasonable too Addendum It just occurred to me that most of you fckrs will know more about 'Friends' than the Bible. The rib thing was God creating woman from one of Adams ribs, now that I think about it not very PC is it? - just so you know, and don't imagine they are covered in BBQ sauce.

One post I won't hijack, great story and a great start to my day, well done and she's a sweetie, spoil her.

Schoolboys told they can wear skirts but not shorts due to gender neutral uniform policy (gbnews.uk) Fcking barking mad we are now? society has totally lost the plot suppose trenchcoats are banned in the winter?? so I'll be banned from hanging around too??

I'm on Vodka at the moment as my normal Rum isn't available, hard times?

@TBB is fond of girls with stubble and Adams apples, he'll love this.

You're lucky we never met at 16 then gal ????

FFS I thought this was about T shirts, Pengy promised

Well it’s been a mixed weekend Woke up Saturday morning to see it’s still well short of six inches, tears came to my eyes, why me? I’d read most are six inches, some even more, nature can be cruel. There was no nobbly end protruding either, but it looked moist enough, someone I’m sure would pop it in their mouth eventually. Anyway enough about my cauliflowers, the carrots thankfully are doing great as are the parsnips, watered them today. While I was in the garden I saw a rat, fckrs been sniffing round the wife for weeks, kicked his white stick away and smashed his dark glasses, teach the fckr to get a dog and take the right gate next time. @WeednFeed any tips for fertiliser, that last lot was shit. I cheered up when @Chris told me he was arriving only 150 miles away next week, in case he calls I pressed three summer frocks for him, hope they don’t ‘clash’ with his bag. Put the local gay bars on alert, he ‘always gets his man’, that is unless he’s aiming at you in game. He’s on a narrowboat on narrow canals, brilliant for people who get lost easily, Chris if you spot Uncle Sidney can you tell him teas ready, he wandered off Tuesday. My buddy the @TheLastColdBeer is on the gin. Oh oh, he’ll be kicking @monkie and @LaRSin arses soon, it’s not just Mothers Ruin you know, makes you aggressive, no fucking arguing. Sunday was a bit better, when I woke the sun was up, unfortunately that was all, oh well another day, hope springs eternal. Skipped church, as I’d done for the previous 68 years, and looked forward to the strippers on at the local club, hope @Dot80 or @SnullerDk are on this week. Wonder what this weeks got in store?