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RobMc

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  1. I think he's a soft tosser with no balls and no idea what he's doing, but hey ho suppose someone likes him.
  2. No mustard please Note to all Aliens, when doing a deep probe only use pile friendly ketchup and no onions, then a quick wipe and they are fresh for lunch. (should kill a few of the fckrs off, teach them for watching us - f....g voyeurs, bet they are dogging enthusiasts)
  3. Preferably not 'literally'
  4. Call that a probe? Queenie would use it for a toothpick
  5. Listen, when I shaft that dealer, I'll surround myself with XI chicks in my bunker.
  6. Oh yes, the Catholic church, seems they turn a blind eye to a lot of things, see they're getting burnt, down but hey this is strange? Statues of Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth II torn down in Canada - BBC News Don't think it was their fault, careful or we'll send a gunboat, strange that this is not getting hardly any UK press?
  7. Hey now Dot, remember who you love? Jilted Rob
  8. Surely no ones eating puppies ? the girls will be distraught, they Koreans these evil people?, are we allowed to say that still? do pedigrees taste better ? can you wrap them in bark before cooking ?, I sense you have a grudge against people with money. Well some fckr calling himself 'the dealer' has all of mine, so I'm with you Kapt. Power to the poor (or Groot, only ftag players will get that)
  9. Yes sepsis is a very nasty thing indeed, you should all learn the signs of sepsis, strokes and meningitis may save a family members life.
  10. Sorry Kapt, now I know what you meant, Rob's never had much control anyway
  11. Ah, then my apologies I never saw that, they had much the same in Ireland recently, I thought they were saying in effect they were not true Canadians, which of course they are, trust me to get the wrong end of the stick.
  12. This makes me laugh, aren't the native indigenous people 'Canadian' ??????????? What is wrong with the world now by insisting everyone with a label (usually invented by them) is not part of the society of that country? Are you going to have Scottish, French, Slavic, Polish, Greek, Indian, Irish days etc etc etc. No you're not, so do you not realise that labelling anyone like this puts them officially outside of general society, barking fucking mad we are now. They are and should be treated as Canadians, no different from other Canadians and welcomed as such. This is a disease now in western society ps this is politics and needs moving
  13. Halfway @lTplkey336
  14. OMG, of course, you're right, HXTR is really Elmo, how did we not see this straight away?? Obviously Big Bird was sent to investigate the contrails and died a horrible death. Hxtr came to warn us idiots and we are so stupid we never took him seriously. Luckily two of the idiot wise men, Fld Marshall and Hammer, held the true path, never deviating from their course, we must listen to their wise preachings in future, mock them not, only they are true 'idiots'. Do not worship false Gods, contrails spread covid, report contrails to the authorities before we are all doomed to extinction. Wonder if they will rid us of bunny hoppers?, are we that lucky? Sadly I have never been lucky, but we have a colleague called 'the dealer', who is so fucking lucky that if he ordered a mail order bride Amazon would deliver by mistake Jennifer Lawrence and send me a witch. Cunt
  15. I feel ashamed, but I've got to, can't let it pass, takes me back to school 'So you enjoy a sausage after a drink Athena' ?
  16. OMG neither can I, how could anyone forget contrails, wonder how he's doing?
  17. Queenie darling the chief executive is a male, not a very good male, but I'm sure a quick flash of your boobs will have a miraculous effect on being reiinstated, ps copy Rob in, I'll check the grammar
  18. Love it Kapt, water powered buggy, 'can you pipe in' lol. Well as you've asked, hydrogen powered vehicles may yet displace electric in fact lots of new methods of power in the bag. However for all of them there's obstacles to overcome :- 1/. The fact that the earth is flat 2/. Alien abduction 3/. Who shot Kennedy 4/. Will the Illuminati prevail 5/. Can we utilise covid in future transport schemes? I'm sure our scientists, with alien help, will solve most of the above but will never ever solve my favourite mystery 'Why when you open a can of evaporated milk is it still there?' Myself and a team of top scientists have for years looked into this, we are no nearer an answer, however with your assistance I can be nearer to 6 pages+ and the points may help if I invest them wisely as I usually do. f.....g dealer Please donate generously to Rob Post Whore Supremo
  19. Only if we get Hammer going
  20. 'Abandon hope all ye who enter these forums, evil lurks here, common sense abandoned, you have been warned' and that's only my posts
  21. Hammer
  22. My mate asked me this morning if I was going on holiday this year 'Don't know I answered' when I went to Greece 6 years ago the wife got pregnant, then I went to Disney World 5 years ago, she got pregnant there too, 4 years ago I went to France, guess what? yep she got pregnant' 'Well why don't you take her with you next time' he replied
  23. I asked the wife if she liked the old mod or the new mod better?, shes never played (but voted 15 times), she said she didn't give a fuck, but reckoned I was a lot quicker with my false leg fitted as opposed to repeated requests from me to 'hop into bed' with her? New mod it is Sort it Boss
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