RobMc

This is not Youtube, surely it can't be funny??, oh yes it is

Two stroke diesels notoriously noisy and unreliable, that's why they didn't make many, I remember Detroits in particular as being screamers.

BY POPULAR DEMAND THIS CHARITY APPEAL IS BEING PROMOTED Please ignore the idiots diverting this heartfelt message, they have to bring their lustful thoughts into every post. In fact I've thought of an idea, I'm going to get @FlyingDutch to say a prayer for their poor lost souls, how many clans have their own clergyman?? Condemn them to hell Dutch, now DO WE HAVE ANY WITCH DOCTORS OR SHAMANS??? I need a spell casting

Doctors in the Seychelles who treated the holidaymaker chewed up by a shark said he didn't suffer too much, he had only been married 11 days.....

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS???? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

It is with a sad heart that Rob types , only this morning the f....g dealer took what little I had saved for my Christmas turkey. Meanwhile I am cruelly reminded with multiple posts that many of you are stuffed to the gills with turkey. Meanwhile little Nbutu has made 7 round trips to his stagnant pond, 3 donkeys are lame, 6 kittens were eaten and 10 children suffered blindness by reading porn. Fuck them, find it in your hearts to save Rob, as he sits here typing with his trenchcoat on, shivering under candlelight, spare him a thought (and before you say it FU @BUDMAN and @TBB) those thoughts have no place in Christian souls. Old Rob will be alone again this Christmas, because no fckr will speak to me, be different, be an idiot, give generously to Rob Seasons Greetings

I'll never forget my first ilyama 15",had to reinforce the desk and get a mate to help carry it up the stairs, guessing it would be much the same for a 'quickie' nowadays??

FD has a great sense of humour, good on you mate.

I'd like that - she's gorgeous

I’m in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would like to do most with her body .Apparently “Identify it” wasn’t the right answer? Little boy: "Dad, can you make a sound like a frog?" Dad: "Course son, why do you ask?" Little boy: "Because mum says when you croak we're going to Disneyland...." I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who, this morning, called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' So I told her to f*** off.

Correct my Guru, I used to be good at English, I still is, lack of use nowadays combined with laziness at not checking anything I've rote.

From the country where only 20% of it's troops are fit enough for combat, India now trains our pilots after years of wokeness, and we have more Admirals than warships, Ruggers vision comes to fruition. BE PROUD YOU BRAVE WARRIORS OF TOMORROW Army will use Call of Duty to sharpen soldiers’ combat skills @Sharpe get your arse down to Hereford, tell them Rob sent you

My God am I out of touch?, I have tears in my eyes at reading of all my old friends now dead and I never knew? May they all rest in peace, I played many happy hours with a lot of them, and great friends they were.

A “Salesman Wanted” sign was in the window so Murphy went in and told the boss, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j- joooob-b." "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment.” Murphy replied, "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k- kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" "OK, here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." Murphy came back an hour later and said, "H-here-sss your m-m-money." The boss was impressed, so he gave Murphy a dozen more Bibles and two hours later Murphy said, "Her- ers y-yooour m-m-money." The boss said, "Brilliant! You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?" "W-welllll," said Murphy, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H- Hel-Hello, M-m- maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?’"

To my favourite dang chew toy, buy what you can afford, take no notice of reviews and gadgets, if possible actually look at one. I'm guessing on past experience you'll prefer 'big ones' but remember where it's got to go and how far you sit from it.

I love curves??

Unfortunately, despite the title, this is not raw truth is it?? it's a film NOT a documentary, there is a very big difference.

Mr SensitiveRobMc The Sensitive Man A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Great help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

You sound so good saying that

You're only jealous that the girls love Rob

xxxoooxxx

Since it started snowing, all grandma Dot has done is stare through the window. If the snow gets any worse we may need to let her back in. After a long day of Christmas shopping in big city Brussels, Essie was driving home on a cold lonely country road when she saw an elderly woman walking along the side. Essie stopped and asked the woman if she would like a lift. With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Essie tried in vain to make conversation with the woman, but was unsuccessful. The old woman looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Essie. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman. Essie responded, "It's a bottle of whiskey that I got for Bio." The old woman was silent for a moment or two, then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade." Pia was reminiscing and said, "When I was a little kid, my dad would swear and then say 'Excuse my French'. Then one day my 3rd grade teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language, so I raised my hand."

Whoops How are you old man?? lol

Don't forget to mention which game you forgetful old man Anyway you're powered by smoke not steam

I used to be sent to the corner store for my grandfather with the request for some 'Old Shag'? Must have been politically correct in those days?? unless it was a request from him for 'favours'?