RobMc

We all did different things at night in our teens, didn't we Queenie (and apparently now Essie)?

Is she a clan groupie??? I thought I was the only one? Please don't tell me there's hundreds??

A man can dream of unfettered power can't he ????????????????

Mike my boy, Rob senses a kindred spirit in you, obviously intelligent and dedicated to educating the masses, excuse Jointz he's dreaming about knocking up something for Queenie, or is it knocking up Queenie I get confused with the lad. My mental health is 100% I'm an ardent supporter of free speech, lounge lizard extraordinaire, campaigner for better toilets in parks, dogging consultant and seller of custom trenchcoats. I offer you a 40% discount on the latest model, ready stained, bottomless pockets and a choice of perversions styles. I remember upgrading my Atari ST from 500mb to 1000mb, we have much in common with computers don't we? You will make a great idiot if you don't scare them off with technicalities, a little hint here, try sex, drugs and birthdays for your next post. Your new best buddy Rob

Thank you Mike, I'm impressed with your knowledge and you may be able to help Rob :- 1/. How do I turn it off?? to turn it off I used to press start?? now it asks me to press power, I want no power, then if I want to restart (no I don't), sleep (I can't cos the fucking thing won't turn off), lock (I'm still in Queenies bed and there's no key?) or shut down, -I'm scared to press this in case I make people redundant in Microsoft. 2/. Why is it called windows when you can't see through the screen? is it like bathroom windows?, to protect against porn?, if so it fails miserably here 3/. Could you give Queenie more tips and info about 'clean, safe and up and running' I'm a worried man 4/. 'Or cause they need some fixes' you hit the nail on the head there for some idiots. 5/. 'You may play the game as it is' oh dear boy you're not yet in the spirit, try these in game tricks 'Hacker', 'Go to spec' or similar encouraging phrases. 6/. Is a vpn as good as penicillin for viruses?, asking for a friend Rob

I knew it once you got friendly @jointz has given you a 'virus'??

I think Essssieeee is blonde

That kid with the beard sure is ugly?

She'll talk and comment later, she's a little tied up at the moment.

If the parrot swears, which most do, keep him away from puppies until they've grown I'm also shocked you've had him 40 years Maz, did you get him when you were two? Signed Rob, Lounge Lizard Supreme

I'm afraid this has political overtones but is so true and funny I don't apologise

Bet you couldn't get your legs like that now?

Is that @TBB???

Unfortunately I do

Oh I've been posting but I'm fighting a losing battle, the idiots have lost their ooomph? He now wants to ban vpn's so he can trace you and jail you for disagreeing with him, even East Germany wasn't as bad in the cold war, we have citizens leaving for North Korea? We have also reached the sorry stage where only Mike, Pete and Queenie comment on things, buck up the rest of you or it's only birthdays.

I was gutted losing the curling to the finger pokers

There was a flash, followed almost instantly by a tremendous clap of thunder, as though coming on stage out popped the head of the baby boy. The rest of him followed quickly and picking him up the midwife took one look then slapped the father. It had been a long gruelling birth and the mother was exhausted, aching all over her body. The midwife placed the tiny baby in her arms and the new mother burst into tears, ‘Are you certain he’s mine’ she cried, he’s so ugly? ‘Oh he’s definitely yours’ said the Midwife, ‘but I’m not so sure he’s the fathers’? ‘Look at him, eyes like two knots in an Oak plank, chisel jawed, ears like handles and a mouth like an open door, this baby has a purpose in life. The exhausted mother then proudly announced his name, I’m going to call him Jointz after my pains, the father Arthur Itis nodded his agreement, and his future was sealed. His prevalence and love of everything to do with carpentry and wood began as a baby, he wouldn’t play with plastic toys or metal, every toy was wooden. His baby shoes were clogs, wooden spoons and bowls, and by the time he went to nursery he already had a nickname ‘Splinter’. His first advantage in life was being born in Canada, he was surrounded by trees, fricking millions of them, a lucky lad. From the word go he was unusual, given a silver axe at his christening he soon got the real thing, much to the horror of parents inviting him to kiddies parties, eventually he got the chop. She was a sweet little blond girl with pigtails who tried to offer him a sweetie, the doctors are hopeful that her newly stitched on hand will function properly. This got him grounded for a while but he was eventually allowed in school, although the other kids kept their distance. Teachers were unsettled teaching the crucifixion at Easter, when ignoring Christs suffering his only interest was in the type of nails used? This obsession ran throughout his school life and it was obvious to all he would eventually, like Jesus, become a carpenter. And so it came to pass, his fame spread throughout the land, they waited for his creations and raved over his designs. But he wasn’t happy, the strain upon him was tremendous, even with the best glues he began to fall apart. The loneliness and fame made him ‘come out of the closet’, a closet that was self made. At one stage he even considered drinking, smoking and taking drugs, but luckily he fell in love. Unfortunately she was another’s, with a heart as cold as ice and repeatedly called him an idiot. He still longs to be normal, not an idiot, but that day looks a long way off, prayers for Jointz.

I used to quite enjoy that ??

He thought he was famous when police kept hollering 'pullover' I'll get my coat

Ssssh! she thinks it's a mirror and hasn't cottoned on why it steams up BEFORE she gets in the shower.

I need to lie down now

Tis true, I don't mind if they or anyone else logs my activity as I do nothing wrong or illegal so no problems there. However is there any way of checking your IP is secure ?? I'd love to know more about VPN's and are they worth it, anyone?? I know damned well I could Google it and spend hours sifting through the answers to get no answer. Some of the people in these forums know far more than me, what is your experience of VPN's, good or bad??

You actually read my rubbish?? I'm honoured Duc, now about the last bit of the sentence, give me time to bathe and freshen up?

OMG, the truth hurts, but don't worry Yacc I'll tease until the end, R.I.P.

That will be her dream when she falls asleep