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RobMc

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  1. Shit, I thought this was about girls??????
  2. I need to learn to walk slow And dress up all in black My customers never see me They ride in the back It’s a job that suits me Lets my spirit shine I love the old pandemics Cos I get overtime At sometime you will meet me My situations worse Hurry up I need the cash To crowdfund a new hearse The only job I’ve ever got Where customers aren’t scoffing All the flu’s and colds that I get The clients love a coughing And if I have to explain the last line I'll give up lol.
  3. Who was last so we can give them a miss, or condemn Budman to live there forever?
  4. Mike what a coincidence?? I wear that outfit too when I'm shopping, seems to get a good discount?
  5. You must have a low alcohol threshold 'Shandy Boy'
  6. Hey @BUDMAN, houses are cheap in Romania, most come with a free donkey in the garden for relaxation, and unlimited cheap beer nearby, it's everything you've dreamt of, we'll have a crowd fund for the ticket (one way) ps @jointzand @TBB have volunteered to hold the donkey
  7. Before I make too many new 'friends'
  8. I'm a Wardens fan, big sky Montana, lie on your back and gaze at it Queenie, I'll make sure you're safe
  9. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's where the cameras hidden, keep watching my posts for you know who underperforming as a hoover salesman/washing machine repairer scenarios (plus leather)
  10. Getting some more 'background reality'eh? wink wink, you can trust us to keep quiet
  11. Fantastic, well done, last detail is to pimp the cars up a bit more, Pete is our pimping expert ps what are the opening times for the adult store? asking for a friend
  12. Budman for bars TBB for porn Queenie for advice
  13. Hey now! no stealing my girls
  14. Bet it's like a gherkin on a quarter pounder?
  15. Naaaw, she reckons every one is a 44 Magnum Thank God
  16. Did he have a big pistol??
  17. You have an evil streak, now where's the key to these handcuffs??
  18. Great dogs, and probably better shots than you?
  19. OMG I don't understand Mike?? hang your head in shame Rob
  20. In the old days of landlines they got my number mixed up with the Coastguards, I worked away from home during the week and when I returned on a Friday the phone rang around six and this man said 'Is the coast clear?'
  21. We don't want another story do we? ps how did you know my grindr name??
  22. Just remember, never poke a sleeping tiger, you'll suffer
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