RobMc

I'll stay quiet lest I offend one of our snowflakes, but it is tempting

They never recover, isn't that true Pia and Dot ?? Where you been buddy, thought you'd hibernated with those bears in your woods? you still stalking snakes?

I can supply unlimited Bullshit

All caught on barbless hooks and all go back as unharmed as possible, the net is knotless, I land them on a cushioned unhooking mat and return them asap after letting them recover in the water, nature is precious.

Pike season opened today on my local lake, poor photo but 1st cast got this one on a lure hit it as soon as it sunk, ended up with 4, best one 10lbs

Their hatred of me might be a cultural thing, not because I'm a cunt, after all there is a language barrier where words and sayings mean totally different things, i.e. the old saying 'To smoke a fag' UK - to have a cigarette USA - to murder a homosexual Whatever I'm still a cunt

Me mowing the lawn (been a dry year) digging out the wide angle lens for the veg patch now

Now how many years now have I been telling you all I'm a cunt ! Does anyone ever listen ? Oh no

Sally is too nice to be in a cage (hmm? hold on a second )

That's a lovely green frock and matching hat in your picture Bio, must go down a treat in Danny's bar Antwerp. Don't bend down to pick that coin glued to the floor now

Explains the 2 minutes while he removed his pants, perhaps it was the Moose that was 'hot ?' ( Bar chart from Budman )

A convoy of Chinooks from a brewery 1 mile away would struggle (smiley replaced by graph demonstrating that struggle )

Don't worry I'll never change my friend, how did the Moose hunt go?, haven't seen anything

UPDATE As my new buddy seems to get excited about markets, shares and bonds etc it dawned on me that today Friday it was market day at a local town. Filled with foreboding I kicked the scooter into overdrive (8 mph – beam me up spotty), and in only an hour or two arrived full of trepidation and inquisitiveness. What was I getting into here I wondered, however my buddy seemed to know all about markets, I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about?, he makes a living in them, he’s not an idiot? The square was packed, both with stalls and people, ah ha! these must be the traders I thought so approaching the first one I stared at him, and he stared back. He doesn’t look very rich I thought, as the rain ran off his nose (I think it was rain), his Ferrari must be in for a service as in the background was a battered Ford transit. ‘Can I help you?’ he growled over the top of his onions. ‘Yes’ I replied, ‘do you make a living trading in the markets’ I asked? There was a silence, during which he looked like one of his beetroots, ‘Why the fuck do you think I’m standing here in the pissing rain’ he replied (these traders weren’t eloquent as I’d learnt from my new buddy). ‘Oh good’ I replied could you answer some questions?. ‘Listen if it’s artichokes from Egypt flown in this morning on an Albatross you’re after, try Marks and Spencers, I sell farm produce’. A light went on in my head, ah? Farm produce eh? Do you sell shares?, ‘no’ he replied, but I sell shallots. Puzzled I went on to question two, ‘What about bonds’?, he looked at me smiled and winked, ‘ah! You want Mary Jayne on the leather stall’, I filed that for later, this wasn’t going how I’d expected. ‘My buddy in the USA says there’s going to be a crash in the market’, I said. ‘How the fuck is that ?’ he replied, ‘the police and council have shut off the roads into the square’. By now I was getting desperate – ‘what about short trading’ I asked, ‘Oh they went bankrupt after covid’ he replied. The world I knew was not making sense, not a graph or chart to be seen, only chickens, veg and vape stalls, this was not a world of glamour, no the wonder my buddy is grumpy. To cap it all he handed me a cauliflower ‘Here have this free, now fuck off and leave me to earn a living’. Wonder where he keeps his Lear jet?

Outside chance but I did read this somewhere, I don't think the Steam version has Punkbuster (I know you don't need it) check. If it isn't there try downloading add WAW to punkbuster and tick box in game, I'm sure this cured a similar problem for someone, but this is clutching at straws. The original WAW was built to work with Punkbuster and may not work if it's not present, but I'm no expert

But that's right buddy isn't it ? ( Forecast graph )

Is there no way of getting your old profile off old computer and inserting it in new version? It's on the forum somewhere (a few times) first tell windows to show hidden files then copy it, and keep a copy regularly as it updates. I've got the path to go upstairs but the wifes asleep, if I copy it correctly from our forum C:\Users\yourname\AppData\Local\Activision\CoDWaW\players\profiles

That post counts rising Bosun ( Gantt chart insert )

Trans men choosing to chest feed their babies should be supported says Royal College (gbnews.uk) ffs I hope they shave first barking we are

Now 10 years ago this would just be funny, nowadays it's probably for real (Pie chart)

A few times??? one day they'll find one with a knife or gun, I'll stick to Blackjack

Dear LCB, Thank you for your interest, I have run this through a special programme on my Atari ST, supplied by Professor A. Hole and you may be surprised to know it comes up with the answer :- FU. Thank you for your interest and please continue your economic strategy of downing as much alcohol as you can in your lifetime. ( Bar chart in place of smiley)

Now that could end up badly (smiley replaced by forecast of beating to a pulp probability)

I'm a quiet unassuming kind of bloke (smiley replaced by forecast graph)

I absolutely agree my friend, indeed XI forums are the last bastion of free speech, love you all.