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You always seemed like the slut type, like Pete said back to the street corner, you flaming whore........

that question is way over my pay grade

Now thats friggen funny shit, LMAO

Happy B-day you friggen Idiots

It just goes to show that Idiots are attracted to other Idiots

Very funny Mr. Weezer, lol

Thanks for the vid, very cool that has to be one great trip..

All these clips and links are really friggen funny, thanks for sharing

Big CheesE, outstanding Video, what a statement ..

Working peoplefrequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing outa parkingticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about givinga senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh..-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had a Nancy Pelosi sticker... We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired... It's important at our age.

Exactly

Thanks TSW, that is really cool, thanks for finding and sharing...!

NOT IF SHE LOOK LIKE THIS.....

Four guys have been going to the same deer campfor many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Carl’s wife puts herfoot down and tells him he isn’t going. Carl’s friends are very upset that hecan’t go, but what can they do. Two days laterthe three get to the camping site only to find Carl sitting there with a tentset up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. “Dang man, howlong you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I’vebeen here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and mywife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’” Ipulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took myhand, pulled me to our bedroom There were candles and rose petals all over. Onthe bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to thebed, and I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.” So, here I am.

Thanks for the great info,, Noears.

Thisphoto below was taken at a competition in June 2008 involving 9 women for bestmakeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over aperiod of 12 hours before the contest. Look at the before and afterphotos. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women. The woman 2nd from the left won the contest. Beerhas the same effect....

Major makes a really good point here I think and if its possible to have different format of maps ie: ctf, dm, tdm etc. on one server on rotation, I think it could add a lot of interest and excitement.

Holy crap....whats the closet airport next to your house,,,, me and the kids are on our way. That looks just like bow hunting country and great place for the beer cooler on your"Backdoor"

Happy B-day hope you have many more to come, you old friggen SOB.

TBB, Your thought and observation concerning me would indicate your superior ability and intellect. And as proof I would submit your signature which is a display of binary code and it infers that your have the ability to decipher binary code just as was done in matrix movie. Iwill be bringing this subject up at the next admins. meeting, of the thought and possibility of culling outthose who are just to smart for XI....lol ps I can assure you I'm a complete idiot from head to toe....

As XI has grown, as we all have seen, it becomeseven more important that membership standards should remain at the highestlevels possible, (low IQ), Therefore I would like respectfully suggest thisyoung little girl should be blacklisted now….., just in case in the future she,should by chance, find the XI site and wish to join. Her intelligence as this young age standsagainst everything the IDIOT culture stands for, Lets not let her absolutelycuteness suck us in or fool us, she could be dangerous

Way to go Bud, looks like the DNA pool has improved...........

Good one, lol

SOOTH, I think you brought up some really good points in your post and had you given it a little more time things most likely could have improved for you. This recent post gives me the impression you get your feelings hurt to easy, other than that you sound like a stand up kind of guy and I wish you the best.