WarDragonXI

you can be sure if I see you I will shoot your ass I can afford the ammo now lol as I said before I am playing catch up to what you all have been doing all along so it is not that much spread out over the years it just seems like a lot when given all at once.

Happy Birthday !!!!!

Thanks all you great people you know how to make person feel older lol See you on the battle fields mates

Thank you, coming home from work and seeing this truely makes my day a great one. That plus the update on XRay lol now he can have PORN !!!

Congrats GrandPa !!!

XRay great to see you posting again !!! I am with the rest of you in BluBurd keeping his tags even if he can not be active all the time. He is >XI< Family and has earned the right. All the best wishes BluBurd and I know you will make us all proud. I can see it now.. we will be standing in line wearing our >XI< t-shirts and hats waiting for the BluBurd to sign his new book on robotics. Wouldn't that be a great picture ? Go get em young man the world is yours.

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Good one !!!

Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree." "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him ass naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks, "What the hell happened to you?" He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just ain't your day."

lol good one

Every time I watch it, it brings a tear to my eyes too so you are not alone

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the Church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's Ultimate Enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yup, sure do." Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was more than a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why not?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years!"

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more." The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r." The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married. "W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y f..a..c..e.." "Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend. " W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y, t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s.!!!"

I guarantee you will watch spell-bound until the last drop of paint is put in place. Make sure your sound is turned up This was passed to me while at work and is well worth watching

old joke but still a good one lol

Just trying to catch up to what the rest of you to what you have been doing all along. I have more money available to me now and I can afford to be generous. Thank you for the mention.

I agree with Pickles cute. Good work Judge NL

Thank you for posting that Judge with That I was able to get my sig working once again. (it was on another hard drive lol)

Good one Belle lol

Happy Birthday M8 !!!!!

You can find lots on U Tube

Yeah a Happy Birthday to all you July people !!! I hear they are even going to have fireworks for you

Bunny hoppers I agree with, mostly I dislike sniper rifles like the 50 cal not being able to reach across the map. You have here a rifle that can reach out and touch someone at a mile and 1/2 and it won't register hits 200 to 300 yards away on our maps ?

I don't, even if he was a terrorist he is still a human being. Geneva convention anybody? Only those countries that have signed the Geneva convention accord follow the rules set down by it. Some how I do not think the terrorist have signed it being that everything they do is against it. I do wish they would release the video of his death as it was being watched live in the control center, so you know they have recorded it.

I like to snipe sometimes so yes I will pick a spot to camp but in the ace mod I use clays as a heads up that Dean is coming lol seems he is always knifing me when I'm shooting someone's copter down lol it does make me feel good tho when I can get lucky and turn the tables on him. It's all in fun