JohnnyNashville

Holy Cow! If someone wants to gamble away their money trying to get a stupid skin that's their own fault.... johnny

The wife and I are still booked down the street at the Embassy Suites...she still thinks it's for our anniversary... johnny

Yeah it's a old video but it's worth another look.... johnny

Thanks Ayaq...one more favor...how do you say that in Spanish...do to current tax and healthcare laws I can not afford to hire Americans.... Thanks in advance, Johnny

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=rx480+8g&tag=mh0b-20&index=aps&hvadid=77790453020808&hvqmt=b&hvbmt=bb&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_bvvnuda7s_b There is a whole bunch for under 300 dollars....NEXT!! johnny

Get you a OBD2 reader...about 25 bucks at a parts store. No need in buying one that cost hundreds of dollars. Plug it in and read the codes...some OBD2 readers will tell you PP0133 Bad O2 sensor #1, others will just give you the code and you have to google it. Either way these newer cars are much much easier to fix...they tell you what's wrong with them and then you can just watch how to fix on You tube.... Happy motoring, johnny

Looking for your best computer cleaner once again (and NO not a cloth hillary). I have Win 10 Pro 64 and currently clean my computer with Ccleaner and Windows Defender (browser is Chrome).... Your thoughts and recommendations?? Johnny

Would you like help fixing your computer?? Please post your specs and OS, issues and error codes. johnny

Cause you SUCK!!!!!!! Come on over and play with big boys...Battlefield 1!! Johnny

What do Quaalude and Dragnet have in common?? Quaalude were stamped with 714 and Joe Friday's badge number was 714....Who says chemist don't have a sense of humor?? Happy New Years All!! johnny

Been there, done that (not proud of it)....drug free for over 15 years... Happy New Years, Johnny

I wish they would celebrate New Years at noon...instead of midnight...I can't remember the last time I stayed up till midnight...but then I can't remember what I had for lunch today either.... johnny

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Thank you Weed, Merry Christmas to you and may God watch over and bless your family!! Johnny

I love the police, and I love dogs. I will chose a police life over a dogs life...but just barely... now if a low life kills my dogs...I may or may not have pre-dug burial plots for them... johnny

Maybe not the real elves...but I got my son-in-laws a couple of elf costumes...being the good sports and a few shots they both tried them on... Enjoy!! johnny

Good news! Thanks for posting, Johnny

When I make a appointment my insurance is verified, my co-pay is verified and my deductible is verified.... example... Me: Hi I would like to schedule a appointment with Dr. Smith to have my penis reduced by 6" Them: Okay I need your insurance Me: Obamacare, Group Number 6969696969 Them: Sorry Obamacare doesn't cover penis reductions...we can do a sex change, then another sex change with a smaller penis... Me: Sounds like government at it's finest!! Them: your co-pay will be 100 dollars and you have not yet your deductible (15,000 dollars) so you will have to pay for the procedure out of your own pocket. johnny

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old women. In exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my Facebook. Of course I declined because of my morals and strong will power. Which is Just as strong as Ajax. The super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla... johnny

Really glad you enjoyed it...lets keep this American Party going.... Enjoy, Johnny

How can I find Hardcore servers?? In BF4 you could select Soft, Hard or Custom...I can not find a setting like that in BF1 Thanks in advance, Johnny btw...We really need a BF1 section in the forums

Enjoy, johnny

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Not a knife...but why not make your poo pretty?? johnny