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Timmah!

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Everything posted by Timmah!

  1. It's always good to have a pussy on top of your balls. Don't you remember?
  2. Gonna have to wake em up so I can, too.
  3. Yeah, well; my mom had an 8-track, & her favorite one was Slim Whitman... Slim fucking Whitman.
  4. ...think that's around the time they were doing all that begetting in the beginning of that book. In retrospect, reminds me of Hebrew gangstas or something: ...& then there's Tito, Boogaloo, Little Ray-Ray & them...
  5. Well, surely you've had these, then?
  6. Sammich was good; camera takes pretty good pics; especially macros:
  7. Their gustatory immersion in the experience reminded me of:
  8. Hey, where you live, I might come kill you. How is that a joke? See, I've had people try acting crazy like that before. Just like that. If you do that shit on the regular with strangers, I'm surprised you've never before had the shit kicked out of you. I mean seriously, on what fucking planet is that a joke. But ok, I'll take you word for it was a joke. You know what, I was just kidding too; good stuff, huh?
  9. Maybe, if you get out of the jeep! They have several safari preserves that they live stream every day at Midnight & 8 am EST. They coordinate between the preserves & take questions from the viewers in real time. If you wanna spend, you can actually go & visit any of them.
  10. My sincerest condolences to those who knew him.
  11. ....'& don't call me Shirley', right? =P
  12. Heynow, 19 hours from 'label created' to my doorstep! Can be sure it's a Shure as I followed the D.A.P. (Dumbass Authentication Protocol) & broke it by opening. Very nice of them to replace it & overnight it once they realized they hadn't shipped it at the estimated date.
  13. Like I said motherfucker, talk shit about coming to someone's house, asking for their street & then call it a joke. Fuck you. I take stupid shit like that at face value, & that's how you meant it. Knowing damn well I don't know you, then saying it's just a joke. Bet.
  14. Had one last year jump from a steep embankment & land on the car as I was driving, denting my trunk/b00t deck; better than what I thought it was gonna do, which was come through my window. Seen 'em jump a good 6 or 7 feet high with ease.
  15. ...that I watch when resting my neck. Streams live every day & a nice way to drift off.
  16. Shit, there's plenty of them here in Kentucky. Cicadas, Lightning Bugs, Chiggers & mosquitoes ate me up wandering around in the woods when I went fishing last week. Water bugs, Dragonflies, Damselflies.... Shitload of deer, too. Where you at that you're not seeing much in the way of bugs?
  17. You're right, I don't know you; because you weren't around when I was around years ago. Good job walking it back. Dumbass. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dumbass Alternatively, someone who doesn't know how to spell 'dumbass'. Ask a motherfucker where he lives like you gonna do something & then when you get called out say you just joking. Them kinda 'jokes' get you hurt.
  18. Silkworm Pupae? Damn, that's tough. Did you know that's what it was before you ate it? Now that egg bread; sounds like a winner. Don't think I saw the former on the proprietor's menu, & anything she & her husband cooked while I was there smelled great.
  19. Apparently, they forgot to ship since I talked with them just before the 4th; called them this afternoon & received an overnight shipping notice 20 min. later. So it's coming, just had to call & remind them, apparently. Said it'd just be easier to ship a new one since I was a dumbass & broke the original.
  20. South Lorraine Street...in a van, down by the river. Claiming to be a hitman on a video game forum, but don't wanna give away the secret. Lmao. Come on over, big boi, when you save up enough gas money. Awaiting your tough reply. Oh, & imply you might kill someone, but don't wanna be called names; dumbass.
  21. Lol, bitch please; come on over. Make your own post, this one's mine! Now go clean some streets!
  22. Pics or it didn't happen.
  23. https://youtu.be/jfQSp92L88I
  24. I'm gonna. Asked them several weeks ago if they like lasagna; they said yes, so I brought them a couple bricks. When I dropped by to pick up an order a few days later, they said they liked it. There's a lot of mom & pop Korean & Chinese restaurants around here & I make a point of being super nice to the restaurants I most frequent during my daily itinerary. Even said I could video record, so that'll be cool, too.
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