Timmah!

Ok, last one claimed. Will make & ship them in a day or two, when the bananas are properly ripened.

Sounds like tendons? Takes a while. Also:

...there, now that that's mostly out of the way, pm me with your address info if you'd like to be considered for stalking. And remember: You're gonna need carbon credits if you live outside the 120 mi. radius. Also, please don't confuse it with the banana bread thread, or you'll receive a loaf instead. Seriously though folks, there's one more banana bread loaf left for the taking; until I've baked them, & then I'ma have to eat it.

Man, that'd be tough if my life had devolved to stalking folks...especially Id0ts; Surely could find something else to do, like even make a spice rack or something.

@FUNkyOut of consideration for my carbon f00tprint, I've limited my stalking to a 120 mile radius.

They're like Tribbles: He's got them Everywhere!

Nothing worse than what probably would emerge from a Haggis! I mean, this: or this:

Well, gotta p.m. me your shipping address & I can make that happen.

Well, no. I package it by wrapping it in 2 layers of plastic wrap, then aluminum foil to help prevent breakage. I then place that in a ziplock bag. Finally, I pop cheap popcorn for packaging 'peanuts' to cushion the jostling during the trip.

...that private message me, I will prepare a banana bread & ship it to you. Don't forget to include your shipping address in the p.m. ***Update: 1 slot left *** Gonna look something like this:

Manx: They're all nice...until they're not & decide bite you. They get overstimulated quickly, in my experiences. Friendly one second & the next scratching, biting & hissing.

Yeah, those things are fucking crack. Cat thinks he hasn't had enough to his liking, he will come & start by tapping on my arm & begging... try leading me to the kitchen, looking over his shoulder; if that doesn't work & I haven't had to discipline him for a while, he'll start getting pushy, more adamant... do shit like start scratching the shit outta the back of my office chair while I'm sitting in it. Looks like someone took a load or two of 20 gauge birdshot to it:

try a pack of softened cream cheese with an egg mixed in... and any seasonings you might like instead of ricotta. Also, that Monterey Jack I threw on the top layer was nice. ...and freshly-grated Parmesan is orders of magnitude superior to the pre-grated garbage in a can. Well worth the added couple-few dollars' expense.

@GHO5T A nice Italian sausage or a roll of the breakfast sausage is great! Here's the recipe: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/23600/worlds-best-lasagna/

Absolutely love the work he does; wish I could roll around with some lions like that.

I cut it into 1lb. blocks & freeze it. Lasagna freezes well & keeps in the freezer for about 3 months; it doesn't last that long. I gave about 5 portions to friends. If you lived closer, I'd give you some.

...and what's great is it averages to something like $2/ very generous, fillingly-satisfying serving.

...pan that I bought was substantially larger than the previous; so much so that the poor lasgna made according to original proportions looked disquietingly piteous. (It nonetheless tasted great) Can't have that. Had to double up... plus some extra for the next rip. So: 2 lbs. sausage, ~2.5 lbs. hamburger, 2 cups short of a gallon of proprietary sauce, 2 lbs. of cream cheese instead of that nasty ricotta, seasoned to my sensibilities. Some cloves of garlic, basil, oregano, Italian seasoning, etc. Total weight was 13 lbs. & some ounces. Think I've found a new top-5 iteration. So damn good. Don't be hatin'. ***Edit*** Oh yeah, there was also a layer of swiss slices, too...and some Monterey Jack... also ~8 ounces of freshly-grated Parmesan. It demands your attention to enjoy it.

I feel you. It's tough watching one's parents grow old, weak, & pass away.

You're welcome.

Non-sequitur? I can find myriad more important allocations for my limited minutes on this mortal coil. I caught it 10 months ago; watching the politicians use the subject as yet another political tool is yet another tedious banality & I'm far from interested in convincing anyone to have a particular view on any of various facets of the whole dumpster fire. No...just have better use for my time...(it's in limited supply.) As Floyd would say: '...shorter of breath, & one day closer to death!'

To be clear, I'm not rushing to be injected with any new technology; my main complaint - if you can call it that - is the feverish sky-is-falling spin that is seemingly ubiquitous as the days progress. It's why I've avoided the news by & large & taken to listening to music or podcasts.

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Heynow!