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Timmah!

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Everything posted by Timmah!

  1. @TBB What does pictures of me mean?
  2. Always knew you were a couple fries short of a happy meal.
  3. Just a pic from the interwebs.
  4. Lol, that's not a picture of me. Just googled 'constipated' & 'straining' to get a pic related to the post title.
  5. Timmah!

    foot

    Lol, I was gonna say. Looks like what swimming in Springfield's river would get you. Hope your surgery goes smoothly.
  6. I like Brent Spiner. This was somewhat overdone, but fun nonetheless.
  7. See what I can see. Tuesday evenings sounds good.
  8. Timmah!

    foot

    What the fuck?! Is that REALLY a picture of your f00t in the op?
  9. So sorry. When you wake up, you just never know if it's your last day.
  10. Apparently several modes of response, communication & defense; to include sounds as stimulus & conveyance, in addition to the chemical sphere of influence of information gathering, sense, & response(s). https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/can-plants-hear/
  11. No rest for the weary.
  12. I remember being around 10 & looking at the Ostrich @ the Louisville zoo...was noticing how long it's eyelashes were as it bent down & pecked me in the head. Fucker. I swung at it, it dodged; think it had practice.
  13. Back in the day, when I worked at the local park, I made an omelette from 2 geese eggs. It was huge & tasted like chicken eggs on steroids or something. Str0nger flavor. If we're doing challenges, I dare you to ride an Ostrich bareback.
  14. Looks fun. Still, I wonder if my buddy would eat me if I were shrunk down to be the same relative size to him as they in this video.
  15. ...flick one of them in the balls?...(most likely terribly inadvisable)
  16. Well, yesterday, sorta...my left hand got lucky!
  17. This guy; amazing work he does.
  18. I once got slapped asking a lady this very question.
  19. If - @ your age - you gotta ask, there's no point in explaining. But, firstly sm0kin' some good herb is always a good gustatory, gastronomic segue.
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