Syckle

WEARING LONG JOHNS EVERYDAY MAKES ME ITCH, wich reminds me that i need to get a new back scratcher,,,so let all your cute friends know that im available and the position is open,thanks,T.

HAPPY SINGLE'S AWARENESS DAY EVERYONE!!!!

just cleaned the bathroom: my boys brag about hitting an enemy at 200 yrds with a no scope sniper shot.but cant hit the bown from 1 1/2 feet away!!

how many fingers can i smash in one day?,,, it turns out to be, almost all of them,, cool huh?

about to attempt my first grilling of filet mignon

id rather be reading a book..

I don't drink champagne anymore after a really bad experience. I had it at my wedding.

I'm the guy who walks out of the movie shouting, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GUY WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!!"

changed his status to : getting drunk

for those of you who dont know any better,, SNOW SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for anupcoming hunt.His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After alongperiod of silence she finally speaks.Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's timeyou quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe youshould sell your guns and boat.Tim gets this horrified look on his face.She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"...