Syckle
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a little oldJewish man at a small stand, selling ties.The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like tobuy a tie? They are only $5."The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-pricedtie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water fi...
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank...
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nice!!
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good one!!!!! (S)
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nice job
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according to the polls, i lost three "friends" from my list..... which ones i wonder????????
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one week in marthas vinyard is enough for my lifetime!!!
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lol
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this f*****g badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your f*****g BADGE........ ! !" By: Pops Maroon
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And You Wonder Why They Have Dumb Blonde Jokes! Wow!
Syckle replied to MTNMAN52's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
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YO!!!!
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indeed!
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yes , pretty cool for a kid huh?
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oh boy, if your appologizing for the way you act or talk then im in BIG TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!! your a pussycat compared to when i get rolling with a buzz on! Peace!
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this is amazing!! http://www.facebook....KhapHtRuNovgoIg
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