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‎1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ... -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure ?) -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. --

heres annother one

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good one

lol! im stealing this!

just getting into gif sigs but if i have time ill giveit a shot

375 like the music too!

posted that a week or so ago, i love the song and the video is awesome!

paint.net its a free program with a lot of good advice and ideas in their online forums heres the link for those of you that might want it i have more i made too just need to find them http://paint.net/

nice job!!! a while back i quit for 15 yrs and did the same, gained a lot of weight! 5'8" 240 lbs, during my divorce i started to smoke again, for about 6 yrs, i havnt smoked in 6 plus months and am still keeping the weigh off( so far) 175 lbs last time i checked so hears hoping and good luck!!

finnished this today (no work) what you think? got a few up for grabs that i made a while ago, i can add names to all of these

good one

well the link works but i was trying to get it to run just on this page

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dono whats wrong dammit!

very funny video

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck" he says to himself, "I really want a beer." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,"what's the name of your penis? The cowboy says," Look, I'm not into any of that, All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'just do it,' That guy down the end of the bar calls his, snickers, because It really 'satisfies'.! The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left. Who is sipping on a beer, "hey bud, What's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"The the thirsty cowboy asks, 'why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a liken' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys calls yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is job one,' then he adds" have you driven a F! ord lately?" The guy next to him then says "I call mine Chevy...... 'like a rock!"and gives a wink. Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, " the name of my penis is 'SECRET.' "Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, But with a puzzled look asks, "Secret?" The cowboy answers "BECAUSE IT'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'

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