Sf.Petru

@@jumper Cine-s personajele? ... parca "Inciu" nu sare asa ... Who are the characters? ... "Inciu" don't JUMP(ER) like this ...

fa si mie una ...

Bine ai venit si salutare.... asa suntem noi romanii de ceva vreme, ne tragem unii dupa altii ... ne inmultim pana cucerim Welcome and hello .... we come, one by one ... after that we multiply and if is posible we conquer .... vad ca-i tot futi pe toti ... ai grija sa nu dai de caca .... I see that .... you want to f*** all ... make sure you don't get in a hole full of hairy shit .... cam greu de facut asta .... si ineficient ... noi trecem si prin pereti daca e necesar kinda hard to do that .... and inefficient ... we pass through walls if necessary Translation: For suck ....... Sa-mi sugi coaiele! For lick ........ Sa-mi lingi coaiele! Anyway he get the message

For Xanax ?..... I need to hide my Xanax?

This is my answer:

Before the Revolution from Romania ('89) in the Communist era, we had only 2 hours of programming on TV by day. BH was present for 15 min in those 2 hours ... every Sunday. He made my childhood more beautiful.

"Yahoo" vs "Google" nice .... Where is Bing, Ask, Baidu, Aol ..... ??? Welcome!

My neck got stuck on the left

Underarm hair, hair between the buttocks, back hair, chest hair, nose hair, ear hair, leg hair, hair, hair, hair ..... If you have it ... paint it, trim it, put it on rollers .....but keep it. You risk to get like the man from this commercial for a good Romanian beer. She finally tells him that: "You're not the man that I fall in love!?" Be a man not a toy! What? Yes dear ... I'm coming ....

A little boy asked his mother: - Mummy, why are you white and I am black? - Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.