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0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

Husband's Great Gift A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Knickerless Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

Gold Medalist Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps." The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband." She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler." "How so?" "He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."

Dont see what the big hu bub is all about----

Welcome to the clan---- If ya have any questions hit us up.... add greywolf2 to your xfire friends

Welcome to the clan and if there is anything we can do just hit us up...... add me to your xfire greywolf2

Good luck on the test------ And gradutation???????? Hell i think that was the only day i did show up at school....

Ok let them take it to the appeals forum if they want to explain....But for now Banned!!

I have noticed on countdown just in the begining of the map before the zombies come out i run and freeze in place for a second then run again and same thing... Soon as zombies come out all is back to normal... Never really bothered me as it only does it in the begining and withou the zombies.....

Lunkster thanks for stoping in.... When you get the mic issues settled then they probably will get more annoyed!!!!!! LMAO J/K Glad ya stopped in....

Thanks for the heads up Lunkster------- I will pull the logs on this moron and take care of it asap

Enjoy the servers and have fun....

Why do you even open emails like that? If you dont know the person in the garbage it goes....

Nice intro Def glad you got the tags... Any questions do not hesitate to hit us up or post them on the site. add greywolf2 to your xfire if needed.

Welcome to the clan you 2!!!!!!

Very nice thing to do.....

Caper you post HO

Very nice sig..... Me Like

F)*&^ the B-day i want whats behind the bow....... Oh Happy B-day anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy B-day

That damn Xray is always in peps boxes...... But that aside Xray is a great guy and always there to help out....

Welcome to the house of idiots.. add greywolf2 to your xfire for any help

Presto I can open COD but when I search for servers I can't find any. Some hotels limit bandwith and may block ports.... Otherwise sounds like you may have a port blocked....

Math Lesson A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."