greywolf2

Hell I dont know whats worse--- Bud when he drinks or bud when he drinks???? LOL welcome back you Fucking IDIOT

I will be around for most of the weekend matches so we will have coverage. And SOB there is a countdown timer after both teams are ready it starts and then bam match starts with both teams already on there sides and ready..

Funny shit there Caper..

Just looked at the site------ Office Manager Woooo look out we have a suit here in XI wooooooooo LOL

Ruggerxi We are a tool grinding shop, we make drills and reamers. Here is our website http://completool.com/ So you and killroy are reamers???? That explains why you and kilroy are always happy....... I think we need to give them there own room.....

13 wow your are sooooooooooooooo old now!!!!!!!! LOL H- B-day.... I dont remember 13 myself............

Ruggerxi Here is a great example of some idiots Rockape and myself having a good time Thanks for posting that Rugger I needed a laugh----- Man you 2 are true Idiots..... Hell Rugger on my team he comes up and knifes me-----And i was not even frozennnnnnn... What a Idiot---- I love XI Its where you can let loose and just have fuckin FUN!!!!!

Ruggerxi Well its a little small because we used Chilis sausage Now thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a game and this is all for fun... The rule will be taken off the server messages as the you get frozen when you annoy has been disabled in the configs. If they stab or shoot ya while you are frozen and it bothers ya----- you may need to just do the same when you get unfrozen....... Hell i know when i freeze rugger i make it a point to stab him. But the scrolling rule will be taken out tonight....... Its all a game and we are here to get away from the shits of life--- So lets just act like IDIOTS and have funnnnnnnn

Sgtharry is on the prowl.....

Welcome to the clan friuttropics... Enjoy the mad house and remember to flush we you leave the servers......... add greywolf2 to your xfire

Welcome to the clan!!!!

I was not at my top game play there------ I was texting )))))

HA HA

Wierd thing is you do not see the closet move any after!!!!!!!!! HMMMMMM

Very well said Bama---- very well....

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of semen. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.

Giggles thanks for postig here on this.... You guys and gals are always welcome to use the servers as this will in my eyes have no bad blood between us. As for badman-----If he has a chance it would be put to a vote and as budjr stated this is old news and those new members do not know the whole story as to what happen in the past. As Rugger is Chief idiot i am sure he will chime in on this. *********************************** I WILL CAUTION ALL MEMBERS DO NOT COME IN ON THIS POST AND BASH {DS} FOR LETTING HIM GO. WHAT WE WILL NOT HAVE IS MEMBERS FLAMING ANOTHER CLAN.....

Me I pimp myself out----------------

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ... and she's always sound asleep."

There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please help me. The doctor says he is gonna try and new experimental technique on her. He will put a crank in the back of her head and when she sees bags under her eyes she's supposed to crank it and the bags will go away. So she gets this crank put in her head and leaves. It works and works for a while until one day she cant get rid of these bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just wont go away. So she goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor: "Doctor, this was working for a while, but I cant seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes." The doctor replies: "Lady those aren't bags... those are your tits!" All she had to say was, "Now that would explain why I have this goatee."

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend. 'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.