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Crowded Subway The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

Home from the Air Force A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!" And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether. "Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again. "Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!" The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!" And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!" But still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing. Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating. "What in the world are you doing?" she asked. The guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!"

Daughters are curious~~~ A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree." The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants. After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened. Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again. He told her to climb again and she did. when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants." The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"

Good work Gorilla now only 700 more and you can be a post ho

Happy-----Bday there hope you enjoy it..........

Keep the floors shined and you will always see yourself!!!!

PingLo glad you found your way to our site and glad yourt enjoying the servers........ Keep your tube in your pants and SOB will be happy....

Thats funny shit man!!

Wow p-man they were selling shoes????? I didnt see the shoes.......

Woooooo

Ray i am sure you have but have you tried posting on the logitic support forums??? http://forums.logitech.com/?WT.ac=sc|forums||dd

Have a great time spears and if you party hard make sure we see pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am on there alot myself-- You can add me to your xfire and hit me up anytime.... greywolf2

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Read here it gives you how to remove http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-antispyware-soft.html Antispyware Soft is a rogue anti-spyware program from the same family as Antivirus Soft. Just like its predecessor, AntispywareSoft reports false system security threats to make you think that your computer is infected with malicious software. Usually, this fake program is promoted through the use of Trojans or other malware, but it can be also installed on your computer without your consent and knowledge through software vulnerabilities.

News flash------- This just came in----- Rugger is a idiot!!!!

Funny as shit Ted...

News flash------- Shadowlady after 100 hours in the paintball server gets her first kill!!!

If rugger does not get to it i will remove the map when i get home tonight... Thanks SOB for keeping us informed...

Happy B-day

Get things in line and when you are all set jump back in with both XI feet a swinging.....

Thats some sick ass wicked shit there.....

That was sweet

H-Birthday little_old_man enjoyyyyyyyyyyyy