EDD THE DUCK

A research fellow from Oxford University was conducting a survey into sheep shagging. His fist site visit was to a Wiltshire Farmer. "So, Wiltshire farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replied the researcher and he leaves the Wiltshire farmer and makes his way west to mid Wales. He then meets a Welsh Farmer. "So, Welsh farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Wiltshire too." And he leaves the Welsh farmer and heads north east to the North Yorkshire Moors. He then meets up with a Yorkshire farmer. "So, Yorkshire farmer, how do you shag your Sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?" replied the researcher "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What?" said the farmer. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

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That's great.... BUT GET YOUR XI ASS INTO TS !!!!!

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you might have to do your appeal again if we cant find it . i have had a quick look and cannot find you on our ban lists ! I'll bring this to the attention off the other admins and go from there .

Should have been called COD FUTURE WARFARE .. played the beta . NOT impressed looked like cod felt like cod .. and graphics from 5 years ago . PS3 ..

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NOT RIGHT

he came on team speak 3 months ago and hasn't STOPPED TALKING

good to have you back mokka ..

we could get boomer to do a F/TAG mod for jet set willy

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sadly in battlefield it gets out off hand very very quickly . so we just jump on it before it starts . we have fun fair servers . not abusive foul mouthed horrible places too play .like most off other servers in BF. be an idiot not a moron!!

The use of the word cunt got used more times as a attack on another player and as we ban for personal attacks . the best way to deal with it was to have a kill in game . since this has been implemented the use off the word has dropped significantly. looking at the chat as much as i do, all you saw in bf3 was cunt typed all the time. its not necessary. in ts we all know each other and can use it . but i don't like it really. words you get killed for in EU HARDCORE SERVER cunt cunts fotze faggot fag fagot fitta f a g kunt retarded retard spastic There is know need to call anybody these names in game text chat . IT COULD BE LOOKED AT AS A PERSONAL ATTACK. And we have no complaints from anybody in game ever .

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BETTER OFF HAVING SMURFS ,THEY'R BLUE