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StormCrow

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  1. you rolling your weed in breakfast foods today??? damn stoners... give us pot heads a bad name!!
  2. i am TOTALY represented by the "Your mom loads a plasma cannon" guy
  3. billyblade played this morning with no problems (6-10 at 9:30cst). Actually, the only problem i have had is my damn addiction to the crossbow. It's affecting my suck ass gameplay and making me even worse cuz i keep trying to use it for everything!!!!!!This is your fault Rugger for putting such a cool ass perk in this damn game!!!!!. Dont listen to malsuerte about the strength setting of the scoped crossbow! It doesnt have the scope range of the sniper rifle so it should have something to compensate a little, not to mention the personal gratification of a scoped kill with one!!!! But trufthfully, nobody needs to telll you how cool this mod is....i'm sure you already know....... The scoped crossbow has the same range as a scoped rifle... in the Bog map, i sat against the back wall in the corner and sniped people coming out of spawn at other end with it, it just doesnt magnify quite as well.. but jst as lethal if not more then the rifle ... got a pred doing it and laughed every step of the way LOL
  4. NutCutter is NutButter
  5. Man, i gots a bunch of them... Rugger is Rooger... SOB is Slapnuts.... Ripple is Nipple.... Heffalump is Halfapump (or so his wife says) FunStick is FuckStick.... RockApe is CockApe.... Toothpick is ToothpickDick (self explanitory) WildThing is WildThong... Flush is asshole... PingLo is Ploing or Fucking Tuber Bitch... i can go all night here LOL
  6. Slapnuts alert!! Known Drama a while now, hes not bad shit in the long run... if you like long runny shits
  7. nice work bro! m lucks been shit sofar this year, havnt caught squat LOL
  8. Breaking News!!!! Roberto Luongo has announced he is pregnant! He missed his last 5 periods!
  9. a man walked into a bar.... damn thats gotta hurt
  10. N1 bro!!! never tried fly fishing myself!
  11. UnChileno mine and that guys pleasure...lol i KNEW you were the one bent over!!!
  12. Welcome aboard bro... all this did was make it official, but you been an idiots for a while in my eyes LMAO!!! Cya when i Tube ya!!!
  13. dayton wildthing no question. simply because you know his team is gonna hear it. i love getting him than hitting him with a flash or smoke afterwards, lol.... i'll hear it for this post too.........LOVE YA WILDTHING YOU LOUD SOB!!!! AND NOT ONE VOTE FOR..................... WAIT FOR IT..................PING-LO!!!!!! YOU GUYS HATE THAT GUY!!!!! I have a class set up just for when im in the mood with Wild... Ill kill him... then i have 3... yes 3 Flash bangs i use on him... gotta wait a few seconds inbetween for him to yell at the team then nail him with another one! If on server 1 or 2, then you hit him with a Sticky Nade... say "Fuck you Wildthong!" (he ALWAYS has evesdrop on) and go kill someone else.... takes all of 30 seconds... but you know hes screaming for rest of round!!! LOL
  14. One of my all time favorites lately to kill is NobodyGood... It is great listening to the tirade using evesdrop after killing him heheheheehe
  15. Thats just Head Flapper wannabe Pinglo... hes been trying to migrate for a while now!
  16. Lets see.... Wildthing... Cavey... Nipple... Rooger.... SOB... Sumo.... Pete... Belle... Angel... Chris... Flush... ... basicaly anyone with an XI after their name!
  17. Chuck Norris Doesnt Do Push Ups.... Chuck Norris Pushes The World Down!
  18. Underneath Chuck Norris' Beard....... Is a 3rd Fist!
  19. i smoke more weed now though LOL, thats the only after effect ive hd
  20. WTG bro!!!! i am a little over a year quit myself using Champix.... it is a fucking wonder drug i tell you. I hated smoking, hated the taste, hated the smell, hated the fact that i lit up within 2 minutes of waking up, but tried multiple times to quit using patches, and will power none of which worked for me. Then along came the miracle drug Champix... made Quitting seem like the most natural thing to do. I didnt get any side effects except for a bit of a dry mouth. a few of my friends have tried it, 1 or 2 quit successfully, a few said the pill made them almost crazy with weird dreams. Watch out for the "Bring on the food" i put on 40 lbs since i quit that i havnt been able to get off LOL
  21. Nemesis huh.... i think for me there are too many to name! Nipple i mean Ripple is top of that list, i get a certain satisfaction from killing him and cuss like a sailor when killed by him
  22. billyblade Chris Don't mind the hazing if you're accepted. It just involves weird sex with SOB and Wildthing! ouch, thats gotta hurt......... not really,.. they have little pricks!
  23. Anal probes can be sooooo much fun!!!!
  24. I would like to take this time to thank Dukoo's head for being the recipiant of MANY of my noob toobs over the last few days! May The Tube Be With You!
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