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StormCrow

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  1. welcome to the nuthouse, grab a beer and pull up a bong, this rides bout to begin!!
  2. i do beleive i saw a post earlier that Beers wanted to earn it on his own and not just cause his Dad is an admin, and i do also believe he would be a bit old for a Junior tag seeing as his registered b-day places him as 33 LOL... it would be like getting stuck at the kids table at x-mas LOL
  3. Congrats!!! and wowsers on the hair!!! my baby girl was bald as a cueball till she was 3 LOL
  4. thanks grey!! Let the goodtimes roll!!!
  5. i too am suprised goodtimes is gone again... i absolutly love thast map
  6. PigDog LMAO....too funny, btu I don't get it . I have a slight Texas accent. Funny that last time I was on vent with SexyGuy! he told me I sounded like an Aussie! Maybe that is was Angel likes about it, since Nitro also has the NZ/Aussie Accent goin' on. Just a FYI Pigdog... When SexyGuy said you sounded like an Aussie, that was a pick up line, depending on how you answered he would have next asked you if you wanted to see him on cam for a nominal fee of Tic Tacs (hence his new avatar) Just a heads up fro next time LOL
  7. StormCrow

    Zoe>XI<

    SexyGuy! Hey Milky, I wanna sell my girl, StormCrow. 30 DAY MONEY BACK GURANTEE!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED! (besides, I don't wanna know) WAIT THERES MORE! YES, Storm comes with accessories such as white cotton panties ermmm quite white I think. In addition, You will get a start-up kit!!! (some biscuits) Milky, this is one HOT offer you don't wanna miss out on! Storm is low maintenance. Just feed her some biscuits every now and then. PM me if u are interested. Sexy! You asshole... get back in your cage!!! Disregaurd everything Sexy wrote, i went to the store to get him some more tic tacs and he escaped his cage and got on the computer, i would sell him or trade him on ebay, but i have grown attatched to him, what can i say, i am a sucker for his voice, he sounds like a casterated 17 year old
  8. I think SexyGuy! has the sexiest voice... the way he calls me an asshole, and tells me to shut up, and fuck off, it makes me tingle all over because i can hear the underlying love in his voice
  9. YAY for hoodies!!!! Silly Caper... Jackets... Hoodies is where its all at!!!!
  10. BudSrXI just hope you all lock the server down with a password, things could get ugly if you don't. i gots a feeling things gonna get ugly in there weather its locked down or not LOL!!!
  11. SexyGuy! I will allow my girl, STORMCROW(good bitch) to play on the girls team. Always remember what I taught you... "There is no stopping forces of nature". It's only natural that you can't stop SOB from trying to cup your man boobs! Sexy! Did you get sand filled vasaline in your mangina again? Get that sig Zoe made you on!
  12. ill wear my dress and play with the lovely diva's of XI
  13. The Native American With One Testicle There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that ... name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!
  14. StormCrow

    for SexyGuy

    dude, you soooo gotta use that for your siggy!!!! No need to hide it any more, you can profess your love for me to the world! Shout it from the rooftops brother!!! "I AM QUEER AND I AM HERE!!!!!!!"
  15. Welcome Redrum! Dont Listen to Danko, all Boobie pics can be sent to my inbox for viewing just to make sure they are suitable for public eye
  16. Ok, i have voted, and i do play on all 3 servers, all 3 have action at certain times of day. I can come on here tomorrow lunchtime and say look, Server 1 is near full, so is MW and server 2 is dead. Then at this time of night it is the opposite and server 2 is rocking and server 1 is dead. Why change any of these 3 servers???? We have a Knife server that very rarely has anyone in it, also a Star Wars mod server that is dead most the time, a MW2 DM server that sees minimal action. Id say if you are going to try a new mod out, grab one of these dead servers to try it out on, not one that does see daily action. And like Sexy said, i am one of those people who only play the MW2 mod when there is noone on server 1 or 2. if all three servers were at 15 players in game, i would pick server 1 EVERYTIME without thought. Just a lowely birds point of view
  17. we have a COD4 FFA located at 69.9.170.52:28960 called Extreme Idiots Ace Mod great bunch in there and ALOT of talent! There is a list of all our servers on the main page, i think you my even be able to join right to game through it? not quite sure, i know you can see the people on the server and scores. I play Ftag mainly myself. And we recently started a COD 4 Ftag server with a MW2 mod, so you get MW weapons, kill streak rewards ect I also spent most of my time in a flying game, not really a flight sim, it was Fighter Ace. Flying around in WWII planes shooting people down online, same as FPS, just in the air LOL The hardware i dont know about personaly, i use a generic keyboard and optic mouse. Nothing flashy or anything like that Hope this helps somewhat, if not, someone more intelligent than me will happen by LOL
  18. no competition Angel, im yours to do with as you please LOL. I Own SexyGuy and rent him out LOL. Welcome to the Family Sexy, you have heard about the innitiation havnt you? 10 minutes in the closet alone with your sponser.... SOB.... Ohhhh the stories to come outta THAT closet
  19. SexyGuy! - Wooohoooo!! Theres a SexyGuy! over there Wooah! Hey Boys and Girls!!!!! I'm Sexy and ermm.... have been playing on your servers for quite a while now. I frequent your FreezeTag Server 1 a lot and play by the name of SexyGuy!. Great server, love the teamwork and the intensity of the matches. And of course, the people playing in it play a huge part in making a great server even greater. Thank you all for your kind hospitality. I have left the armed forces and am in no hurry to find a new job. So I'm either gaming or at a club. Anyway, I would like to thank you guys for hosting the servers. In addition, thank you for the defrosting me 1000s of times(I'm crappy). I have installed xfire so please feel free to add me @ hermesfreeflow . ***(I do not have a webcam so please stop bugging me on xfire to turn it on STORMCROW.. Its embarassing!!!) BTW Stormcrow loves to pose beside dead fishes for pics. I love you all !!!!!! See you all in game... Woohoo!!!!! Sincerely, SexyGuy! Theres my girl!! About time! I have missed you honey! Ok, for those wondering, i am Sexy's Pimp, i rent him out nightly, he is availiable for 1 on 1 or group affairs, he has quite a reputation with the corprate parties!! The rates are as follows Hand job= 22 tic tacs Blow job= 1 bowl of honey nut cheerios and 1 ounce of belly button lint Full Penetration= 2 movie tickets and 1 car wash token Full Penetration + reach around = 1 bucket of chicken and a DVD copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail Deep Penetration= when you see him naked you will understand why this isnt avaliable Round The World= 3 Cracker Jack Toys and a box of Pink Elephant Popcorn Ladies, he is avaliable for your pleasure also, he doesnt like the comforts of a woman, but he can fake it with the best of them! LMAO! Love ya Sexy
  20. Does this mean that now that you are back i have to go back into a Time Share with SexyGuy? Hes been making me some good money while you were gone LOL
  21. Im in for the Mario Party, soon as i get my damn stoner medal that is!! Wake and bake every day on the server and nothing, sigh, whats a pot head supposed to do LOL
  22. looks awesome, but unfortunatly for me, there will e nothing but COD4 until can scrape together the money for a new PC, PC now barely runs COD4 and wont run COD5 or MW2
  23. most definatly interested
  24. Walks away from thread without snide remarks.... thats your one free one bro LOL, in all seriousness, shitty news bout the unemployment, hope shit turns round for ya
  25. Paddy and Mick walking down a street in London. Paddy looks in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye. The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair". Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, Look! We could buy a whole load and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.' 'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick. They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and ......." The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?" "Well...yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d' y' know dat?" The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
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