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StormCrow

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Everything posted by StormCrow

  1. awwwww how sweet... i can see the resemblance....
  2. There Once Was A COD'r Called SexyGuy Who Really Loved The "Cream Filled" Pie His Eyes Exclaimed Shock As His Mouth Engulfed a Huge Cock He's as Queer as Elton John Oh my There Once Was A Player Named Chile He Was Always Such A Silly Billy He Loves The Fat Chicks We Know He's A Dick And He Reminds Me Of Milli Vanilli There Once Was A Stoner Named Kush He Liked His Girls With Big Bush He Can Be A Real Cracker Give Him A Weed Wacker Otherwise He Will Go For The Tush There Once Was An Admin Named Roooooogggger I Once Saw Him Eat A Big Booger He Said With A Grin As He Scratched At His Chin I Think This Will Get Me A Cougar thats about ll got LOL
  3. you are laying on your back throwing the ball into the air
  4. Didnt know you was right down the road from me Chile, we outta hook up for a beer, im in Cambridge. Get me a "Meet an XI" medal as i see you already have yours.... and if i get enough beer in me ill let ya pleasure me oraly... im sure theres a medal for that too LOL. Gamin-ol is in Guelph, we could get a mini XI thingy goin... get drunk, get naked, take pics, upload em all over the site, you know, good ole XI times LOL
  5. oh and before i forget.... FU Chile... had tot oss that out there
  6. if it isnt SOB's boytoy... heya Shaggy.... shoot ya later... again LOL
  7. suck it up buttercup, so someone dont like ya, get over it, quit coming here with your "sand in your mangina" post trying to smooth it all over, your a fuckstic, we know it and we love ya.... now take a minute to step back from the pc... and... FUCK YOUR FACE!!
  8. crap me, totaly forgot to include in my post..... FU Fuckstick!!!
  9. i dont know for sure if i can make it, if i am in an early match the chances are better, gotta pick up wife at 6pm est that day and then go to a sleep clinic for the night. Put my name down anyways, if i dont show, then i guess i can be claimed LOL
  10. A blind guy walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant ...calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind guy. 'Just looking."
  11. welcome to the nuthouse, grab a beer and pull up a bong, this rides bout to begin!!
  12. i do beleive i saw a post earlier that Beers wanted to earn it on his own and not just cause his Dad is an admin, and i do also believe he would be a bit old for a Junior tag seeing as his registered b-day places him as 33 LOL... it would be like getting stuck at the kids table at x-mas LOL
  13. Congrats!!! and wowsers on the hair!!! my baby girl was bald as a cueball till she was 3 LOL
  14. thanks grey!! Let the goodtimes roll!!!
  15. i too am suprised goodtimes is gone again... i absolutly love thast map
  16. PigDog LMAO....too funny, btu I don't get it . I have a slight Texas accent. Funny that last time I was on vent with SexyGuy! he told me I sounded like an Aussie! Maybe that is was Angel likes about it, since Nitro also has the NZ/Aussie Accent goin' on. Just a FYI Pigdog... When SexyGuy said you sounded like an Aussie, that was a pick up line, depending on how you answered he would have next asked you if you wanted to see him on cam for a nominal fee of Tic Tacs (hence his new avatar) Just a heads up fro next time LOL
  17. StormCrow

    Zoe>XI<

    SexyGuy! Hey Milky, I wanna sell my girl, StormCrow. 30 DAY MONEY BACK GURANTEE!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED! (besides, I don't wanna know) WAIT THERES MORE! YES, Storm comes with accessories such as white cotton panties ermmm quite white I think. In addition, You will get a start-up kit!!! (some biscuits) Milky, this is one HOT offer you don't wanna miss out on! Storm is low maintenance. Just feed her some biscuits every now and then. PM me if u are interested. Sexy! You asshole... get back in your cage!!! Disregaurd everything Sexy wrote, i went to the store to get him some more tic tacs and he escaped his cage and got on the computer, i would sell him or trade him on ebay, but i have grown attatched to him, what can i say, i am a sucker for his voice, he sounds like a casterated 17 year old
  18. I think SexyGuy! has the sexiest voice... the way he calls me an asshole, and tells me to shut up, and fuck off, it makes me tingle all over because i can hear the underlying love in his voice
  19. YAY for hoodies!!!! Silly Caper... Jackets... Hoodies is where its all at!!!!
  20. BudSrXI just hope you all lock the server down with a password, things could get ugly if you don't. i gots a feeling things gonna get ugly in there weather its locked down or not LOL!!!
  21. SexyGuy! I will allow my girl, STORMCROW(good bitch) to play on the girls team. Always remember what I taught you... "There is no stopping forces of nature". It's only natural that you can't stop SOB from trying to cup your man boobs! Sexy! Did you get sand filled vasaline in your mangina again? Get that sig Zoe made you on!
  22. ill wear my dress and play with the lovely diva's of XI
  23. The Native American With One Testicle There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that ... name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows.. You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!
  24. StormCrow

    for SexyGuy

    dude, you soooo gotta use that for your siggy!!!! No need to hide it any more, you can profess your love for me to the world! Shout it from the rooftops brother!!! "I AM QUEER AND I AM HERE!!!!!!!"
  25. Welcome Redrum! Dont Listen to Danko, all Boobie pics can be sent to my inbox for viewing just to make sure they are suitable for public eye
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