Logan

Happy Birthday Ted, I hope it was a good day. We all miss seeing you on COD2, come around sometime.

A guy who is ingaged to be married goes to his fiances shared apartment to pick her up. Betty isn't there, but her very hot roomate is, and she is all over him. Telling him that Betty isn't going to be home for awhile and they have time to have sex. Well, the guy jumps up and runs out of the apartment down to his car. And who is waiting for him at the car? Thats right its Betty, and she is all teary eyed and telling him that it was a test and how he passed with flying colors. TThe moral of the story? -------Always keep your rubbers in the car!

LMAO G1 Johnny

It's never fair when children are burdened with an illness at the beginning of life. The God I know is caring and all powerful. I pray that he will intervene and she will be well.

Im replacing my processor and motherboard and this advice will be very helpful. Thanx all

Bob stops at the red light when a van full of terrorist looking dudes pulls up beside him. They are shouting anti-american shit at him and yelling at him in a foreign language. The light turns green and the van burns rubber taking off, when out of nowhere a tractor trailer smashes into it and kills everybody in the van! " Holly Shit" says Bob outloud, " That could of been me" So the next day he went and got his truck driving licence.

Merry Christmas Bart and to all I wish a better new year

Merry Christmas to all Idiots and family's. I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and a very good New Year. I love Christmas shopping, especially when your at the till and you wish the cashier a Merry Christmas. It makes them squirm, cause they are not suppose to affilliate them selves with any religous holiday. So they try the old " Happy Holiday's" BS, Nope not going to work on me. Try it, it is funny. One other thing I saw at the store was a lit up Pink Flamingo yard ornament. What the heck does a flamingo have to do with Christmas? I'am sure our brothers in the south might have some input.

OMG Wizid. I showed my wife those pics and suggested some improvements to my manhole, she laughed and said something about an idiot, which is funny cause I didn't think she knew anything about our clan. Even my workshop is in the manhole catagory.You guys are an inspiration.

There has been a lot of talk recently about Mancaves. Extravagant rooms in ones house dedicated soley for the purpose of pleasing the man of the house and serving his every wish. IE; walk in beer coolers,hot tubs,pool tables, super sound systems,huge big screens and sound stages. I don't have one, (mines more like a manhole) but it would be interresting hearing from those lucky buggers that do have one. My manhole is 9ftx9ft, computer,printer,desk,phone,pen set,family war pictures, a beer ad poster,spitfire picture and an empty WW2 artillery casing. Top that!

God bless America and keep her safe

A fella almost needs 2 wives, One to bring home the bacon and one to do the chores. Maybe 3? Oh God, what was I thinking. LOL Deejaykeg

A preist is in the shower at a public swimming pool and another fella notices that he has a nicotine patch on his dick. Curiously, the fella mentions that most people wear the patch on their arm or shoulder and asks if it works there? "Why yes", the preist says, "Im down to two butts a day"

Boilerdon, where in the heck have you been. It doesn't matter my friend, Welcome back.

Now Bart, the lips and genitalia are totally logical, but come-on, Free-Trade, your stretching it now buddy

Caught

I was listening to my favorite radio channel yesterday, and on the news was another one of those stories about cattle mutalations somewhere in the midwest states. As always, they pointed the finger at UFO's and Aliens. You know how those bloody Aliens will travel light-years to Earth just to get some bovine sex organs and it is not in their nature to maybe get a shit load of it at a kill plant, no sirree-Jimminie Bob, they want them fresh on (off) the hoof. So I got to thinking that this just does not make any sense at all. Then it hit me. They dont want sex organs at all, they want the colligen in the organs to make lips. Thats right, LIPS. In all the pictures, drawings and video's of Aliens I've ever seen, One big difference between us and them is they dont have lips. Now imagine trying to eat Jello or chips with no lips. It would fall out of your mouth and probably get in the keyboard of your navigation instruments or heaven forbid, in the control panel. Never mind the conumdrum of trying to drink a beer or shooters, it would be a disgusting mess. So I figured they must be looking for colligen to make lips so as to improve their race, that might also explain why they try to mate with some earthling woman. Although I doubt these implications are true. Because I've seen some of the pictures of their choice of women for breeding and you would have to be pissed to the gills to perform, and like I said, they cant down liquor without lips. Now I know what your thinking, and No they cant toke a doob without lips either. So there you have it, case solved

Thank-you, I will change it

Ok, how in the hell can I change my username without losing my nickname. It seems that way back when I started playing COD2 I had the name CommanDOH. Well everytime I shot somebody they would say DOH! It got tiring so I changed my name, but CommaDOH stayed as my username on my xfire profile and Logan XI is my nickname. Now because I don't use CommanDOH anymore, I dont show up as being on-line and I sure as hell don't want to go back using that name. Any ideas? Please type slow , I'am an idiot.

Don't forget about walking to school with your friends, or maybe a bicycle with monkey bars and a banana seat with a sissy bar. An empty pack of EXPORT "A" clothes pinned to the front forks for that realistic sound of a Triumph with Megaphones. Civil War boots,wax lips and candy cigarettes. Imagine selling those now! Holy shit I wish I could, I'd piss myself laughing at those health consious moms freaking out. And one more thing, my dad always left the keys in the car, parked right in town. Nobody would think of stealing it because everybody knew every-body elses car and every one feared a father or a cop.

Killing spawn/campers makes you a better player

Which Version of W7 do you have? Ultimate is recommened from Windows, of course. Have you tried going into your config. file and changing a few things? You can put your name in there with your colour codes on, set your frame rate, just make sure you put all the marks in as found otherwise it will screw-up. To get into it, hit start, hit computer, hit C drive, hit programs, hit activision, hit main, hit players and you should find your config file. By putting in your name you should be able to save your settings. Press save after changes. If you have a wreck you can re-load your game.

Bar-B-Qs with black rock called charcoal, squirt on some lighter fluid, throw a match and run like hell! Dad was a man, Mom was a woman and a fruit was an Orange. Bicycles had one speed and you would ride it 40 miles on a hot summer day, no water bottle, no helmet, no brakes, no pads, no sun block. Pink in May, Red and scabbie by June, Multi-colored by July and Brown by August. No Time-outs, the strap was at school and dad was at home and punishment was staying inside. Clouds were puffier and rivers caught fire and the word AWESOME was only used at the pearly gates.

Check to see if your microphone is the old plug-in type, if it is, try a USB type microphone. I had the same problem and the USB fixed it. Let me know it helps.

I was reading the posts and seen that Ruggers dad is ill. I hope he gets better soon. I also noticed that a lot of members are offering support to Rugger and family and that is what makes XI so special.I would like to thank Phuckitman for helping with Tech issues and also for the hours he puts into making this clan united and fun.Well said, Phuckit and well done. Thank-you.