The day the Penis asked for a pay rise...
I hereby request a raise in salary, because - I do physical labour at great depth's, I dont get weekends or public holidays off, I work in a wet enviroment in a dark place that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases.
your's sincerely P.Niss
The Reply -
After considering your request and the arguments raised I reject it for the following reasons - You are part time, and fall asleep after brief work periods, You need to be stimulated into starting work, You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, and you do not observe the safety rules such as protective clothing, You cant work double shifts and you often dribble...
Yours Sincerely