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Sonovabich I bought this game to play all maps not just a few Tehran Highway and Seine crossing are very good maps, how are they one sided, i don't see that at all, not only that, these two maps don't have any jets or choppers and for someone who is really bad at flying and sick of death from above, these two maps make a welcome change. +1 I am with you SOB I cant even get off the ground lol before crashing

On the seventh day of christmas my true love sent to me 7 BOOBIE PICTURES

Crazy but fucking cool

LMAO nice one mate

Happy Birthday Mate

Merc Stealth gaming Keyboard and A4Tech X7 Gaming Mouse

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips toTarget Store. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target: Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris , are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN! 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

I am really sorry to hear that guy's me and my family's thoughts and prayers to you both and your family's

Great work mate lol. Thats a bit like the one I did last year lol I will try to find it

Bloody great vid Here's too a Merry Christmas to them and their family's

Great mate a daughter you can be very proud of

thats bloody cool lol

Well its a joke the static AA guns are now a waste of time against jets and almost anything else. I just played 2 maps on our 64 player server and at nearly point blank range it did not even register a hit. Another good game spoiled......Well back to ftag

I bloody love our server but I hate the fucking planes I cant even get off the fucking ground lol

Rolf. now thats bloody funny sign them idiots up

rolf thats funny

Personally I can speak from experience that the police would be the last people I would hand it into..2 years ago I was out with my son walking my dogs when we found a wallet with £475. in and no ID...So we handed it in to the police and walked away. The following day while walking the dogs again I ccame across the person who had lost it he was actually a neighbour from down the road and it contained his weeks wages . So I told him where I had handed it in thinking that he could just go in and claim it... Well after severall visits to the police station trying to prove it belonged to him he got told that it had disappeared and someone else had claimed it..... SO Sorry I would hang on to it for a couple of weeks then give it to charity if not claimed

Hey mate you should have read my previous posts... I had the same issues and after trying everything and I mean everything... I discovered it was 2 things.. Firstly and formost POWER SUPPLY ..I had a 800w psu and although in theory that is more than enough power it was not stable (it was a cheap one) so it kept causing my comp to crash or lock up when Running B3. You see the game uses a lot of your resources and every component uses more power so you need a good more stable one that gives a consistant stable supply.... Secondly my case was not giving me enough cooling and was causing overheating which had a knock on effect to the power supply my fans were drawing more power ect ect you get the picture... As soon as I changed my power supply and case PROBLEM SOLVED.. Just a thought mate good luck

Ihave been getting it too infact I had it twice tonight aswell

cool whats his address I have a great idea for my ex wife

10 things in golf that sound dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

16 years later One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"

rolf cool mate

ROFL nice one mate

yes its my vid card that was casing the problem and the fact I had a cheap power supply. But now everything is working great